You wake up in a horror movie. What do you do?
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Head to the basement; nothing bad ever happens in basements. I'm reliably informed that there is candy, ponies and shiny things in good supply down there.
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Then the teenage girl said, "But Yellow, you are the serial murderer!"
And then Yellow was a serial murder.
And then Yellow was a serial murder.
Basically. Although, most of the characters are practical idiots anyways that almost just run right into their deaths, so it might not make much difference save amusing myself with their reactions at first.omniscientostrich said:
..And if all else fails, I'll just replace the established plot killer and change the game myself. It's fiction, after all!
The only sure-fire way of avoiding being killed by the serial killer is to BE the serial killer, so: START KILLING EVERYONE!
Then, when there's only one person left, don't go back to try to finish them off, just leave.
Then, when there's only one person left, don't go back to try to finish them off, just leave.
1. Stay with the damn group
2. forbid said group from splitting up
3. get weapons
4. don't call the police, they are always useless in horror movies (like the director would make it that easy for you)
5. stay in well lit areas
6. avoid dark forests and old cabins at all costs. take the killer head on with your fists before you go into those
7. when confronting the killer, use dialogue that would normally appear in other genres. this will confuse him since he/she thought this was a horror movie, buying you valuable time
6. you can have sex, but never ever in a car
8. look as modest as possible. killers are atracted to sexually arousing people (either definition of atracted is bad in this case)
9. don't be an ass, they always end up dead
10. don't do anything beyond the school, killers love extracurricular activities
11. don't babysit, especially on dark, stormy nights
12. if all else fails, activate the emergency tactic (the red button if you will) and show your dick
I read a book on this
2. forbid said group from splitting up
3. get weapons
4. don't call the police, they are always useless in horror movies (like the director would make it that easy for you)
5. stay in well lit areas
6. avoid dark forests and old cabins at all costs. take the killer head on with your fists before you go into those
7. when confronting the killer, use dialogue that would normally appear in other genres. this will confuse him since he/she thought this was a horror movie, buying you valuable time
6. you can have sex, but never ever in a car
8. look as modest as possible. killers are atracted to sexually arousing people (either definition of atracted is bad in this case)
9. don't be an ass, they always end up dead
10. don't do anything beyond the school, killers love extracurricular activities
11. don't babysit, especially on dark, stormy nights
12. if all else fails, activate the emergency tactic (the red button if you will) and show your dick
I read a book on this
Unless I was either Will Smith or Denzel Washington, I'd be the first to die; so what can I possibly do besides stand and wait to die?
Run around in circles screaming like a little girl, my arms flailing around uselessly in the air. Why?