You wake up next morning...

[Barbas]

I feel the sudden urge to brood.

 

[TheRiddler]

Huh? Where am I? Holy crap. I have paws. Why do I have paws?

*Looks in mirror*

AAAAAAH!!! What happened?! Wait. If I'm trapped in a dog's body, am I now a dog or a human? Do I inherit the dog's thought processes? Oh God, I have so many ques- SQUIRREL!

 

[Teoes]

Riddle me this - how in the hell did I wake up looking this way?

 

[Barbas]

I'd take my Ritalin...

[HEADING=2]...and throw that shit out the window, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!![/HEADING]

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I feel stuck and cold.

 

[Barbas]

I feel like walking around in a place of food preparation with no pants on.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I feel like the wisdom of the ages, trapped and confined to a single place, to be stuck to do nothing but ponder upon my situation for the next centuries, until the ages past.

 

[Headsprouter]

Gotta wait fast gotta wait fast!

...Dohohohoho. What a paradox.

 

[Barbas]

Ooh, I'm all sucky and squeezy.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

I feel so stoned man!

 

[Barbas]

I feel like charging at something very quickly in a straight line.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Who is this Clavicus ************ that keeps talking inside of my head?

 

[Barbas]

What? This isn't a platter, it's some sort of pie. Why don't I have pants?

Oh no...not the sexual harassment clown school again...

 

[kailus13]

I. Can't. Move.

Someone. Please. Help!

 

[Barbas]

Ineedtobrushmyhaaaaaaaaair,
Ineedtobrushmyhaaaaaaaaair,
Don'tcomeinandinterferewithmyscience,
Brushbrushbrushbrushbrushbrushbrushbrush!

 

[kailus13]

People say I don't have a heart! I keep showing them the heart I have but they run away in horror!

 

[Barbas]

Curse this f***ing double-vision!