Your avatar just became the opposite sex and you two got married. What would your kids be like?

Drummie666

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...Um....... Well, we've got some freaky ass human-falcon hybrid shit going on up in here, that's for damn sure.


...I think I should change my avatar.
 

Fiend Dragon

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Judging by the fact that you are asking about the nature of the kids I'm going to assume you mean opposite of OUR sex, which you should probably clarify. I hope so, because I have yet to see a terribly appealing 'Vriskarl' and that would also deprive the comic of the potential for sloppy lesbian makeouts which would be TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY RUDE. ::::D

If troll traditions mean anything I'll never know them and will grow up alone under the tutelage of a monstrous spider or dragon or something ::::(



But they will probably be small and spidery and completely obsessed with luck, roleplaying, and PIRATES!!!!!!!! They will be vicious and angry and Adora-Bloodthirsty.
 

NeutralDrow

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Well...I'll have to check if California's finally allowing gay marriage, but since I'm not into men, I have to think ours would be a loveless relationship.

Also, I get the feeling neither of us would desire children. (S)he is more interested in her magecraft studies, and I haven't set myself in life.
 

scorptatious

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That's not physically possible for me and Yotusba. For one, she would be a boy, and I can't reproduce with a boy. She's also only five, so she hasn't grown to the point to which she can have children.

Say that I did somehow had children with her. (Shudder) Then I guess they would have both green and curly hair.
 

darkfire613

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...oh god. Well, hopefully the kids would be good at flying? Because I'm training to be a pilot and Rainbow Dash is, well, Rainbow Dash.
 

Tartarga

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I don't even... I guess they would grow to be freaking awesome with badass colored hair. That's not so bad I suppose.
 

jamesmax

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a.....my kids would be the start of a new superpowered race ?

superpowered as in psionic, also Dark Templar's energies
 

jamesmax

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Lt. Vinciti said:
Delicious


COME ON I DONT HAVE MUCH TO WORK WITH HERE!
pigmen

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Me + Girl Tedd...I love this thread...My kids would have purple hair and be perverted geniouses.
and now i want to know hou girl tedd is
 

Crimson King

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If my avatar suddenly came into existence as the opposite sex and we had kids, I imagine that we would become a family of interdimensional explorers and would go on long perilous journeys through Lovecraft-ian worlds as opposed to roughing it in the woods.
Hey I was asked to imagine, and that's what I did.
 

SteewpidZombie

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Well...I don't think zombie's can have kids...unless they give birth to already rotting babies...*shudders*
 

Mannayz

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I think my avatar is pretty much genderless. So switching its gender might... make it a hermaphrodite? If that's the case, then we would have the most ugliest mayofox/human babies in all existence.
 

CM156_v1legacy

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If Sand were a woman, our children would be half-elven, with blue-blonde hair, and very, VERY sarcastic. I mean even more sarcastic than was thought possible
Likely, they would become a Wizard or a Paladin.
 

S3Cs4uN 8

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the most curious wedding ever

followed by angry children who kill people because they like to