Your avatar just became the opposite sex and you two got married. What would your kids be like?

boag

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masher said:
Nepeta's now a guy, therefore child-making twix the both of us is now impossible.
Damn, no adorable Troll babies-- then again, they reproduce with grubs and buckets, so no babies in the first place... Eh, interspecies, why not.

EDIT: WAIT. Opposite sex to me? Or to herself? If it's to me, then adorable Troll babies. Who have a strong love and appreciation toward animals.
Ectobilogy would allow you to have SCIENCE BABIES even if you were the same sex.
 

Varitel

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I honestly didn't know Smith Charts had a gender, though with the amount of time I spent with them in Electromagnetics this past semester, it sure felt like marriage. As I recall, most of the kids were impedance-matching networks.
 

Nouw

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Ah crap I would never want to marry Guy-Man.

My kid would be French-Korean and have some pretty sweet musical skills
 

Lavi

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Uh, I think I'd be lunch first. Alucard does not seem to be good husband material.
 

cookieXkiller

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cant get married to a skull ... but i can use it to haunt people??
ot;
i would hope their normal kids but if they follow my trends...
stuff will be on fire...
 

cookieXkiller

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ShaggyEdiddy214 said:
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET.
Link would prolly be an awesum lookin chick.
As for the kids,we would train the to be exemplary swordsmen and we would be a power ranger like team of swordsman bad-asses.
We would be known as...
THE FIVE SWORDS!
(I Plan on having 3)
that is incredibly smart, and badass
I call making paintings of the wedding haha
 

Tsunimo

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Um... I'm not sure how well that would go...
Claire Standfield isn't great with people...
Our children would go after people on... Boats? RV's?
 

vxicepickxv

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I see a bad comic movie concept in the making. "Superprison Spouces" starring me and a female Bizarro #1. Nothing would be normal about the marriage.

There's no telling what it would be like with kids. Would th have normal speak, or Bizarro speak? Would they be half Bizarro-Kryptonian?
 

DragonsAteMyMarbles

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Well, we all know the TARDIS is a lady, so... gay TARDIS marriage? Would that make me a Time Lord?

In that case, our babies would be shapeshifting, walking, talking time machines. I fear for us all.

(What babies, you ask? Anything can be achieved with a type-40 TARDIS and enough imagination!)
 

Bealzibob

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Nyandalee's not allowed to be male, I'll fight anyone who says otherwise :p

But if we did have kids I think they would be... AWESOME

With my powers of existance and physical mass and her powers of magic and really wicked spear throws. The world will grovel at my childrens feet.

...and space travel, rainbow farts will surely come in handy...somehow.

PS: A gay relationship with dude Nyandalee would be painful, the claws :[
 

Haydyn

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Imagine the mini guitars. No, forget th kids. A female Haydyn? I think i'm in love.
 

Farseer Lolotea

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Nonsense. If my fiancé were a draenei, he would not be a shaman. He would be a vindicator.

And the kids would probably look like Med'an, only bluer. School will be horrible for them, because they will be mistaken for godmode-Sues.
 

loc978

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Roy Mustang as a woman? I hope he she retains his her love of fit women in tiny miniskirts. With Roy(ette?)'s charismatic and forceful personality (and my house), we could start a harem together. We wouldn't have kids, we'd have kept women.

I like this idea, as long as marriage is just a formality. I think Roy(ette) would be a swinger anyway.
 

RaNDM G

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I don't think signs have genders. On top of that, I don't think signs can get married or have kids.
 

Infernai

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So, one of the most badass ninja's ever to grace gaming is now a chick, married to me and we both had kids? Awesome!

Needless to say, i would Probably have two kids and raise them kids to be the ultimate ninja badasses, just like their mother...and yes, they would also wear cool scarfs. We would basically function as a big ninja team/family and undertake a variety of missions as well as systematically destroy all the wannbeobi's in Naruto (For they are nowhere near proper Shinobi's and thus i refuse to call them as such)