Your awesome last words.

[Use_Imagination_here]

Here's an idea, why don't you come up with what you're going to say on your deathbed NOW? You can come up with a few different versions so you'll have something suitable for the situation. (you don't actually have to come up with your last words, just something cool or funny or interesting).

 

[genericusername64]

oh wow oh wow oh wow wow hoe!

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Knowing my luck, it'll be something lame, like "oh shi-".

 

[The Funslinger]

Either: "The closer it gets, the more it starts to look like a piano!"

or

"Don't be silly. There's no way they could hit us from that dist--"

or

"In the words of Emily Dickenson: your ass is haunted."

 

[klausaidon]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

 

[Crazy_Dude]

"Releasing direct control"

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

"I'm cheating deeeeeaaaaaaathhhhh! AHHH, NO I'M NOT! ARRGGHHH!!"

More realistically (other than telling my wife and daughter [possibly other children. Or grandchildren?] that I love them), it's probably not a stretch that it will be a disparaging comment toward either the Alabama Crimson Tide or Auburn Tiger football teams.

 

[Sonicron]

"Just as planned."

And upon those last words of my mortal shell, I shall rise as a higher entity in service to the Architect of Fate, and you'll all be boned.

 

[Neotericity]

"The gold is buried by the oak tree directly under the..." And then I awkwardly wouldn't die and everyone would just stand around blinking perplexed by how to react...

 

[MinimanZombie]

"I thought this would be more dramatic"
As I'm dying with a knife stuck in my chest from a incident involving buttering bread.
Or alternitevely if i've been murdered and the killer is near me
"Screw it I hated this life anyway. Have fun with the grief idiot!"

 

[Summerstorm]

"I can never be stopped"

 

[Don Savik]

Oh shit I'm dying! Quick, uh, think of something witty!
*puts on sunglasses*
Uh...CSI pun...uh..funny joke about...dying..or something..
*dies*


Or I'll just grab someone close to me, look them in the eyes and go "If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."

"The gold is buried by the oak tree directly under the..." And then I awkwardly wouldn't die and everyone would just stand around blinking perplexed by how to react...

Haha thats a good one.

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

Choke on em'! Choke on em'!

 

[putowtin]

"Releasing direct control"

Ninja'd! lol

Time for one last cuppa?

 

[Rusman]

"You're right. That is pretty funny."

Love it, but you do have to burst out laughing and then die in a coughing fit.

OT: "Well guess it turns out that the immortality potions the door to door salesman sold me WAS just water..."

 

[tseroff]

Possibly, "Oh, the red wire...)
More likely, "Huh."

My captcha was playing too. In fuzzy, drippy letters, it said "Help"

 

[Som_kun]

"F**K THIS S**T!" Cue epic last stand against zombie hoards to a song of storm and fire. (look it up)

 

[repeating integers]

"Releasing direct control"

XD This is brilliant.

I dunno, I'd like mine to be something like this:

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