Your Best Conversation Killer?

[TheFunPolice]

So yeah, what sentences can you think of to kill a conversation?

 

[GeorgW]

None that I can post on here...
The trick is, be as disgusting as possible!i

 

[L3m0n_L1m3]

"Porkchop Sandwiches?"

Works every time.

 

[Atmos Duality]

"Are you a furry?"

Terror for those who understand. Confusion for those who don't.
Either way, it's weirds them out.

It was super-effective on me.

 

[Sassafrass]

Assuming the conversation is at a dinner party, these would kill a conversation dead there.

"Are you sure this is pork? ...It's just...my crackling has a tattoo."
Or, to steal another joke from Mock The Week, "There is a vegetarian option. You can fuck off."
Oooooooooor "Help yourself to Nibbles. He was our favourite hamster, it's what he would've wanted."
...Or "And after 30 minutes, we weren't sure what was poo and what was chocolate."

 

[Worgen]

I dont need to think about it, I just naturally come up with weird stuff and tend to say it at the drop of a hat

 

[Radeonx]

*Points to ring I'm wearing*
And long story short, this is the stone I passed!

 

[LobsterFeng]

I dont need to think about it, I just naturally come up with weird stuff and tend to say it at the drop of a hat

Yeah, it depends on who you're talking to, but you'll know what to say when the time comes.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Don't want to ruin the video for you, but what happens during the video. Mainly because it's something that I could totally imagine myself doing.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

"Porkchop Sandwiches?"

Works every time.

OH SHIT! GET THE FUCK OUT OUTTA HERE!

OT:

"I don't care about the Phillies."

Well, it works rather well here in Philadelphia.

 

[Psycho Cat Industries]

So,what kind of satanism do you need to hear today,and in what method do you want it delivered?

 

[RevRaptor]

Shissh, be quite I'm listening to the voices.

 

[Littlee300]

When telling a story
"Steve said Hi to me, so I killed that *****"
When listening to a story
"Thats just like this story I have about Steve!"

 

[KingofallCosmos]

Grave racist or sexist remarks uttered in conversational tone usually work fine. The trick is you have to mean it.


can't find the one with the chick leaping out the window..

 

[Jnat]

"sigh..."

 

[ChildofGallifrey]

"Man I hate the Yankees..."

I've used that many a time since moving to New York.

 

[Totenkopf]

Shout "MORTAL KOMBAT!!" and rip his / her head off.
Seriously, my mind is full of things that are so inappropriate that they would be able to end 99% of conversations instantly, but when I should name one of those things, I can't recall anything good.
Hmmm... How about:
"[conversation]... YOU ARE THE DEVIL IN PERSON!"

 

[Phlakes]

All I have to do is be there to kill a conversation. I'm that awkward.

 

[Jasper Jeffs]

As they're speaking interrupt with "I just fucking wish you would die, you absolute ****. Nobody cares what you think, leave me alone, curl up in the corner of a dark room somewhere and just die. Please.. just kill yourself."

 

[etherlance]

"So I couldn't help but notice you're pregnant.......yes I'm well aware that you are a man".


Funny thing is, I can't remember what happens after I say that.....I just seem to black out.......strange?