Your Best Conversation Killer?

Ladette

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Do you have a sister? Cause I swear I fucked someone who looked just like you last week.
 

Marble Dragon

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The Shade said:
"You're sitting in it now."

"Contagious? Contagious, I said! Real contagious, he said."

"So as of this morning, I quit my medication. Homicidal tendencies be damned!"

"So then I realized that the doctor was a ventriloquist and it was his dummy that was giving me the exam.
Gary Larson is an amazing person. You, good sir, win.

For girls: Can't go wrong with gory period descriptions.
For guys: Describe your penis in painful detail? I don't know. I've had less experience in that area.
And if you really hate whoever you're talking to, just switch those around.

Because I sew a lot: "Can you help me pick out a fabric for the furry suit I'm sewing?"
 

TheTurtleMan

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I don't need to say anything. I just whip out my dick and it does the conversation killing for me. If they still won't stop talking or leave, I then proceed to pee on their shoes.
 

Nexoram

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Your friends pours his heart out to you, writing more than just a paragraph on what is KILLING him right now and you reply with 'lol'.
 

Reaper195

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*Starts rumaging through pockets* "I'm sure I brought my Fleshlight with me..."

It's worse when you use this and someone pulls out their own.....
 

TonyVonTonyus

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Bouchie Bouch said:
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My personal favorite is to simply drop my pants. ;)

EDIT: link fixed
Damn ninjas, stealing my posts...

The above also works good to kill conversations
 

artanis_neravar

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Turn and look in a random direction and start saying things about the people you are with like you are talking to a camera
 

Shockolate

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Oh man.

I'm notorious among my friends for doing this!

But I can't remember any!

They're usually spur of the moment things......

Saying "Portal Sucks" tends to do it though.
 

Radeonx

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Frozen Donkey Wheel2 said:
Radeonx said:
*Points to ring I'm wearing*
And long story short, this is the stone I passed!
"...And then I said 'Get off me Grandma, I'm done!'"
"...And then I was looking through the window, and there's Robin and his Grandma!"