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Baron von Blitztank said:
Ok, I never really wanted to admit this but...I piss in the shower (and the sink on occasion).
That should deter us away from religion and pony wars...Hopefully.

As for the other stuff; Transformers fanboyism, hentai viewer, wanker, atheist etc. I'm pretty sure everyone else knows about that.
I can understand the shower, but why on earth would you pee in the sink?
 

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zelda2fanboy said:
I'm a virgin in my mid 20s. I've fallen in love with a 19 year old woman through skype who happens to really be into BDSM and cam sex. I want to move to be with her, but I'm scared and can't find a job. I've used chat roulette a lot for webcam sex... (not the regular version, the porn version). I like "big" women. I really want to engage in cunnilingus. She wants to be tied up, but one of my go to fantasies is being sexually humiliated by an authority figure. For awhile, she thought she had gotten pregnant by another man... and I didn't care at all.
What do you mean with "big"?
 

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being that people important already know about my different quarks might as well put them here

I'm atheist, I believe religious folks are scum (3 years of being treated like garbage by them and you'd understand) I'm schizophrenic, I'm psychotic, I've never done drugs, never sworn, never posted a picture of myself online for public viewing, I think I'm asexual, I have a mild form of autism (Dr. diagnosis, not SELF diagnosis like those pricks that like justifying being pricks), I was a student prosecutor from ages 14-17 just because I wanted to watch people suffer for their crimes (amazingly still haven't heard any Edgeworth jokes)

reading above posts I should mention that I did TRY watching MLP but I still don't like it/can't stand it, and honestly want to blow the brains out of the next person to call me a "pony" instead of a "person" (literally, in real life, at college, people call eachother pony... like "come on everypony, party at my place" or "pfft duh, everypony knows that" ...it's more annoying then the whole furry thing, stop it)

Uhh... I act like a pervert to fit in, I'm constantly called a hipster just because I'm not the same type of nerd as others (example; I don't like Halo, and I love Tribes)

so anyone have problems with it? if so I won't care anyways (because if I did care I wouldn't post this ;P)


oh, a question for non-virgins
when do you consider yourself to have LOST your virginity?
 

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Korolev said:
Once again - I'm done my share of genetics. I've done my share of molecular biology. I am fully aware (how can I not be given my ancestry) that ALL races are biologically equal. We're all equally human, all of us. But that means we're equally foolish, equally prone to superstition, backwards-thinking and illogical beliefs. Being equally human means we are ALL EQUALLY flawed. And it's hypocritical to point out the flaws of one culture and not the flaws of others, and believe me, they're all flawed. All of them.
Have you done your share of athropology? Because cultures are now for humans what genetics and phenotypes are for the rest of life. Cultures allow us to adapt to our environments, and as I'm sure you know from your study of genetics, the greater the variety, the better the chance of survival when disaster strikes. Yes, there are barbarities that should be eradicated, but the idea that humanity should embrace ONE culture is laughable. What of the !Kung people in Namibia? They're among the healthiest people on the planet and they wander the deserts and grasslands hunting game and gathering wild roots and fruits. You would begrudge them their culture and foster one of obesity and sedentism? Oh, we've done that before. To the Native Americans. Guess what? They got the highest rates of diabetes in the nation. Now they're taking their culture back and the first thing they're doing? Bringing back the old ways of growing their own food, and replacing the long shelf-life supplies they had been buying with fresh-grown food they made themselves.

We haven't figured out the "best" culture. For the most part we haven't figured out that there ISN'T a "best" culture, that there's just cultures which are better adapted to their environment than others. Is there a "best" species of living thing? In the same way there isn't a "best" culture.
 

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Pretty much just that I'm gay. Of course, I've only discovered this recently, so there wasn't much opportunity in the first place. Also, ever since I figured out I was a homosexual, I've had some messed up nightmares about it. Maybe it'll stop now that it's off my chest.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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I am a pansexual. And I know this because I've found I'm quite attracted to the choices beyond male and female. I'm into MLP:FiM, I've got some slightly odder political/social views, I look at porn way more than they suspect (if at all), and other things. I actually keep alot from my parents. Mainly because they don't really ask, so I don't really tell. I'd be open with most of those things though if they asked me directly.
 

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Huh....nothing really comes to mind? I play Magic:TG and Warhammer 40k, and even dabbled in DnD, but I've been pretty open about how nerdy I am to everyone I know, and my friends either all play with me (I'm proud that I single-handedly got going 10 friends into 40k, and twice that number into Magic). Playing video games is nothing weird, I'm a boring straight guy, who also doesn't watch MLP or have weird sexual kinks....not that the two are related. Also myself, my friends, and the majority of my family are all pretty non-religious, so us all being technically Christians who never go to Church, and only pray when we're having stomach troubles, and are only really religious in the sense that we celebrate Christian holidays, is pretty accepted.

Really though, I'm a pretty Liberal person, though both of my parents veer on the Conservative side, though not so far that they support those ignorant Tea-Party douchebags. Seeing as how I never really discuss politics with them, they probably don't know this, so I guess that counts.

I feel pretty boring...
 

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Smoking is probably the only one I'm actively not open about, even though I don't do it often. Oh, along with something I can't even say here, heh.

I get uncomfortable admitting that I'm bisexual and have had a history of drug use, though.
 

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I wouldn't consider myself bi-sexual or bi-curious or anything like that, but if my best friends (incidentally all three of them are girls) turned out to be very stunning traps, I'd still 100% be capable of being attracted to them just as much as I normally would, so long as they looked exactly the same.

Not that I am currently attracted to them, but still, hopefully you get what I'm saying.

This only applies to those three, though.
 

Helmholtz Watson

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zelda2fanboy said:
Volf99 said:
...wow...just..wow. You really let things out of your closet, huh? lol
The thing is that I've told most of this to people in real life. So I guess I didn't really come out of any closet, I just like oversharing. Also, I shave my pubes and have a painful ingrown hair on my penis.
well..wait, what?
 

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Never had the nerve to tell my parents why I watched Sailor Moon when I was in my mid teens, and I'm not telling you lot either. This is the same timeframe I was practicing karate obsessively and was on the school rugby team. My schoolmates were a tad confused too; 'According to his sister he watches that anime for girls, but the last time I punched him I hurt my hand then he gave me a piledriver in rugby and shouted something at me in Russian!'*

*Paraphrased.
 

zelda2fanboy

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Volf99 said:
well..wait, what?
Well I'm pretty sure I got it out, but it's not the first one. You'd think I would have learned from last time because that one was way worse. Trimming only from now on. Just something to consider if you ever were to try it yourself. Not recommended.
 

Helmholtz Watson

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zelda2fanboy said:
Volf99 said:
well..wait, what?
Well I'm pretty sure I got it out, but it's not the first one. You'd think I would have learned from last time because that one was way worse. Trimming only from now on. Just something to consider if you ever were to try it yourself. Not recommended.
please...please stop going into description. I don't think I can take much more
 

OniaPL

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I see the world around me in different colours of violence. And I like it that way.
 

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Lilani said:
I'm a Christian and I like BSDM. Figure that one out. (And no, I'm not the one who wrote the letter to Love FAQ).
Same here. I don't think that's uncommon, least not less common than BDSM enthusiasts of other faiths or ideas. I think being celibate for 25 years of life has allowed me to think about all the things I'm GOING to do, hence the "weird" stuff. Though all that porn I used to watch didn't help.

If you're married, PM me and I'll point you toward some interesting Christian websites I've found that deal with the whole "does God want me to like this?" thing. I say married because I don't want to make avoiding sexual sin any harder for you if you don't have the approved outlet.
 

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I was recently considering coming out as bisexual. I'm very nervous about it, though. It's something that I only realized very recently, with my girlfriend funnily enough. Part of me just wants to say it, but the other part is both scared of the reactions I would get and doesn't think that it is anyone's business to know.
 

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Queen Michael said:
(...) I'm Swedish :) And here, being an atheist is pretty much par for the course. But my parents thinks that I'll go to Hell forever for not believing in God. Well, at least my mom and brother would think so if I told them.
I think there are several issues, several mechanisms at play here. Northern Europe wasn't exactly Christian for quite some time, and even though we have to go back some hundred to a thousand years to find the "true" Norse religious, social and other concepts, traces of it keep resurfacing. Christendom, which had its perks and probably made life easier for a lot of people back then, built churches on much older holy sites, putting an EOL on the 'heathen' practices and introducing Christian ways of doing things. As with orphans, the question of "Where do I come from?" tends to get more serious with people coming from countries who were quite different only a thousand years back, and whose forefathers lived and dreamed in a completely different world. These insecurities put holes in armor and souls, and wherever there's a doubt, there's things one might be tempted to stuff them with.

I am a strict believer and practitioner of science by day, but a devoted Christian by night. Interaction with non-believers and sceptics is easier when you function purely on logic, as they are the ones playing missionary for their beliefs, while I have made my peace with my Christian God. I am still having issues with the Jewish G-D, but he's been a good sport so far.

To me, the decision to be good and getting better in the limited amount of time we're allowed/blessed/cursed to spend time on Earth is a very personal one. If all you're after is a life of carnal pleasure and debauchery, well, there used to be Gods for that. They were retired eventually.

For me, the Christian concept works. It allows for a healthy and nurturing family home, for love and forgiveness no matter what harsh and sad and dramatic things life itself (or the Jewish G-D of the Old Testament) throws at us. Creationism is a complete and utter failure, a desperate countermeasure to complicated modern times, where there is such a thing as too much knowledge, and people preferring to dumb themselves down so their global village doesn't fall off the edge of the world.

Our knowledge of the "Where do we come from?" is still limited, and I think it would be folly to give up on that. To me, a people without any valid concept of God and a functional moral compass is a sad one, and a threat to peace and stability, for there will be other concepts, other philosophies, other Gods to fill the void... and take every tiny little bit of freedom you cherish from you.

In a way, Christianity, to me, has evolved into something rather personal, which is good, but it has lost a lot of coherence along the way. It needs an oil check, and I feel as if there's some sort of speed limiter installed. It doesn't much affect me as an individual yet, but the movement has lost nearly all of its momentum. God, as a concept, is not a trending fashion. People tend to want to go the easier way, it's in our nature. I know of gays who played Antichrist in their youths because they could not accept a church that did not want to accept them. They fought windmills and now, decades later, they want to marry and be buried in the most holier-than-thou Christian way possible. They were fighting the institution the church was, and they were fighting the prejudices in people's heads - most of which were not preached to them from the pulpit. Their allies of old are still opposing religion, as the beast of Christianity truly is but a sheep now. The lion of Islam, now, that will be a tough one.

God isn't the old man in a frock with a glowing fishbowl over his head. But home is where you crawled out of your mother's womb. If you love your loved ones, and are privileged enough to have loved ones, you'll eventually want to speak to and with them... when you feel ready and prepared to do so. Good luck.

PS: My closet... well, I do seem to take great joy out of giving schemers a taste of their own poison. It probably qualifies as revenge, cold and microwaved beyond recognition. I'm not perfect, am I.
 

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if I told you guys then it wouldn't be a closet would it?

I suppose many people I know don't really don't much about my roleplay writing, I don't hide it but I don't go out on my way to talk about it and some eyebrows might be raised at my choices of characters.