Your dark secrets


New member
Nov 14, 2009
AntiChri5 said:
I am watching you.

Right now.

All of you.

*sips coffee*

I have a logbook where I write down how all my friends, family, ex's and coworkers look and act and if i like them or not because i'm terrified of getting dementia when i get older and I don't want to forget anybody. At all.

I_Sinanju _I

New member
May 3, 2011
"Dark" secrets?
I once made a confidentiality promise to someone in the dark.
I played X-Blades once. That was the first time I died.


New member
Sep 4, 2012
I am afraid of Furbies.

I read erotic fan fiction for fun.

I admit to liking women with glasses and foreign accents.

I admitted to being fascinated with blood and guts when I was 6.


What this
Jun 14, 2012
Aylaine said:
There are some hot members here I would make a move on, erm...ok ok! Me and my ex-fiance tried to have sex while driving, but eventually we had to park when I couldn't control my steering & my hormones. Darn foreplay!
What, how, in what way, did that happen?! (If you don't mind me asking)

If I ever saw that, I would either scrub my eyes out with brain bleach or attribute it to a glitch in the Matrix [sub]further proving my theory...[/sub].


New member
Sep 25, 2009
IndomitableSam said:
I will openly admit I will probably spend the rest of my life living with my twin sister. We probably won't get married or have kids, and don't even bring guys home. We're happiest just spending quiet nights at home watching tv, playing games, etc. Once a week or so we like to go out with friends, but that's it. We dream of being able to retire early and live in a house in the country with our pets and just enjoy a simple life. Probably without men.

... Minds out of the gutter, too. We can't even stand to touch each other, but we're two halves of a whole (seriously, the crazy twin thing) and adding anyone else to the mix does not work at all.
No i get the twin thing...though I'm more erm...closer to my brother than most other twins. Though according to the therapist, incest between identical twins isnt' all that uncommon.


New member
Jul 22, 2009
I'm a narcacist and I have secrets that nobody knows and I will take to the grave.

But you asked for something interesting OP, and I will deliver;

My dreams are pretty fucked up, some of them are very alarming but here's one of the funnier ones. Basically, I'm standing at the top of a waterfall, the water is shallow enough that I'm actually standing in the river, and there's a stall at one side. I go over to it and there's a man and 3 naked women, basically, the guy at the stall would sell me the experience of cycling off the top of a waterfall with a naked pornstar strapped to my back.

True story.


New member
Dec 8, 2010
every day i wish that I could have a sexual encounter with a werewolf and I can't find myself attracted to anyone who isn't a furry

(I still find the human form attractive, but id just prefer it with more fur)


New member
Dec 1, 2010
Why are so many people taking Daystar's Avvie??!! If Binnysboy hadn't posted that little disclaimer in huge freaking capital letters, I'd have thought he was double posting all over the place!

OT: Well, my most official dark secret is that I had my first sexual experience with my step brother. Actually, my only to be fair. And it sorta fluctuated from consentual to non at times with hints of promising things on one hand and then basically coercing me with taking those things away with the other. Started when I was like 7 and ended up until my last years of high school. He'd have taken my virginity if I hadn't chickened out at the last moment.

No one knows though there was a close call. And no one ever will know. Except you internet peeps, of course.

Um... also, I'm considerably bicurious. I'd really like to lose "both" virginities I guess you could say before I die. No one knows that either. With everyone against homosexuality in my home, it's never getting out either.

My level of prudishness seems to be more extreme than I first though. Perhaps it's over time. But there are some things that just make me so upset and offends my sensibilities so badly, I wanna cray angry tears. And I haven't felt like that since infidelity began to plague me.


New member
Oct 5, 2008
Not really anything to report. Honestly.

I guess... my only one is that if I knew for sure, for absolutely certain, that I would get away with it, I would seriously consider killing my own sister.

I guess that's pretty bad, but it's not really a secret and it's not that I'd want to kill her, rather I just want her dead.

before you judge me, you should know that she made my life hell from the age of 14 until when I left for university and continues to make my mum's and, by extension, grandparent's lives miserable. My mum was affected so badly she was on anti-depressants for years and still is sometimes.

We'd all be better off if she ceased to be.

I just really, really hate her.

In all other regards I'm completely normal and, let's be honest, I'd never actually do it. I can barely even kill spiders!


New member
Jan 16, 2011
I'm needy to the point of obsession. You'd never know it if you met me face to face. I keep to myself, don't speak unless spoken to, do nothing to attract attention to myself. But drop me off at a message board, and in the relative anonymity of posting behind a username, I will go nuts. It's like when they tell you to imagine your audience naked when giving a speech. That's what I do with the internet. For confidence, you know.

Also, if I don't hear from my friends for a day or two, I assume they're deliberately avoiding me and go all Party of One on their ass. I think I'm pretty good at hiding the crazy though, since I don't think they've realized it yet. That, or I have better friends than I deserve.

I've only had romantic feelings for one person in my whole life, more specifically I've had these feelings for the past 16~ years. She, however, likely doesn't even remember me anymore.

Evil Smurf

Admin of Catoholics Anonymous
Nov 11, 2011
I ummmmmmmm I am not ashamed of things. I made out with a furry once.


New member
Sep 2, 2007
Guffe said:
I'm a Police Officer and take notes and track you guys down depending on what you type on these forums...
I'm with the FBI and I track down people pretending to be police online. You should hear from us shortly.


New member
Apr 14, 2010
Not really a "dark secret" but it's something I wouldn't share with the people I'm close to...I am very attracted to pandas,discovered it about a year ago and have been embracing it ever since.Feels good to lay that out.


New member
Jan 23, 2012
I like to think.

I have thought of enough lands that to give a comprehensive tour would be like taking a trip to every country in the world.

I have thought of enough creatures to fill said lands to bursting with wildlife, all of which act as my little mind pets.

Finally, every character I have come up with leaves an impression on me if I grow to like them. Without them I doubt that I would have any personality to speak of. It is sort of an impasse; I give them life in my head, and they give me something to add to my person in return.


New member
Nov 8, 2007
Unfortunately, I'm not quite anonymous. My brother operates on here somewhere, and who knows how often he reads what I write. He probably already knows too much. In fact, so do you. NO SECRETS FOR YOU!


New member
Jan 2, 2011
I'm a manipulative dickhole.
I can shift people in the directions I want them to go or feel, and have no problem using other peoples feelings to get what I want.

I also really can't connect with anyone romantically, maybe its because I know there are people out there like me who will use you at the drop of a hat or what, but I can only be in non-committal relationships, committing as a whole scares the shit out of me.