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A script for message boards that tells the TC when the subject matter of their topic belongs in a more appropriate thread section, such as Off-Topic Discussion rather than Gaming Discussion.

 

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topsyturvy said:
A really cheap rocket so that we don't trigger World War III and all die because of imperialism where under that you want lots of land when the Earth has been carved up already. Also we get to fulfill our space marine dreams! yay
Actually, I don't think a 'really cheap rocket' is such a good idea. A better idea is setting up a Helium-3 mining facility on the moon, once the fusion reactor technology starts working, we're gunna want Helium-3 reactors since they don't produce radiation and are supposedly more efficient. Helium-3 will become the new oil and with its continual need for rocket launches and transporter landings, rocket technology will expand and become mass-produced, ergo cheaper. I suspect we'll be looking at Firefly levels (Although without the landing on the planet, but that's dependant on the technology level, so picture it based off space stations) in around 50 years, assuming that humanity continues to expand into the universe rather than do what we usually do and find a new resource, setup a grand road and then never stray off it.
 

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FarleShadow said:
topsyturvy said:
A really cheap rocket so that we don't trigger World War III and all die because of imperialism where under that you want lots of land when the Earth has been carved up already. Also we get to fulfill our space marine dreams! yay
Actually, I don't think a 'really cheap rocket' is such a good idea. A better idea is setting up a Helium-3 mining facility on the moon, once the fusion reactor technology starts working, we're gunna want Helium-3 reactors since they don't produce radiation and are supposedly more efficient. Helium-3 will become the new oil and with its continual need for rocket launches and transporter landings, rocket technology will expand and become mass-produced, ergo cheaper. I suspect we'll be looking at Firefly levels (Although without the landing on the planet, but that's dependant on the technology level, so picture it based off space stations) in around 50 years, assuming that humanity continues to expand into the universe rather than do what we usually do and find a new resource, setup a grand road and then never stray off it.
We still get space marines but add in space mines and power generators and what not... don't we?
 

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All I would really want is faster-than-light travel. Space exploration fascinates me and that would help a ton.
 

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topsyturvy said:
We still get space marines but add in space mines and power generators and what not... don't we?
Well yes and no, yes if you mean Space Marines are pretty much ordinary humans with armored space suits, no if these suits make them a clone of halo's master chief.
 

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Crazzee said:
I am currently in the process of creating a GBC that can connect to Wi-fi internet. Most of it is no problem at all, but I don't know how to make a web browser work. Anyone got hints and tips, while I'm here?
Oh, also, I'm thinking about changing my plans and doing a Pip-Boy 3000 that does the same thing.

Dream invention? Something that I could just make everyone in the world who isn't smart enough to really handle life, and either destroy them or make them smart enough so that they don't blindly follow anything an authority figure says to them, and that they are capable of actual thought, something which seems very simple, but apparently isn't for some people. -.-
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theSovietConnection

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one word, hyperdrive

on the realistic end of things, I wish someone would finally develop a perpetual motion machine. I've been working over my own ideas on it, but being a poor math and science student, it's going about as well as you'd expect
 

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bowserboy26578 said:
SinfulKnight said:
Gawd of War taught me how to hate and channel my Rage.
what does that have to do with inventing?
DAMN iPHONE CLICKING ON WRONG FORUMS!!!
It took so long to load I didn't notice I was in the wrong Forum.
My dream invention is Stealth Camouflage.... And the Mark 3..... And The Mjolnir Mark 6.
 

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regarding the remote control all you need is a beeper on it, that makes sound when you press a button on the TV, silly americans

also i would invent an car that runs on watter (not a boat), the engine would get the watter and remove the oxigen from the watter using aluminium bars producing Hydrogen, techinicaly a hydrogen powered car

ps: i know that all aluminum bars are covered in aluminium oxide but it can be dissolven by an substance whose name i have forgotten

so you can power the world using watter and alluminium

pss: also shouldt this be on the off topic session?
 

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Michael_McCloud said:
Holodeck.

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Second... think of the possibilites!


Or maybe somekind of device that will launch a slug of metal in a certain direction at a velocity of lethal proportions for the purposes of combat.

I shall call it... ORMSODTWLASOMIACDAAVOLPFTPOC! /sarcasm
 

KeyMaster45

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stay with me here guys, USB sex machines....Shut up, that's not the funny part. About as big as your average TV remote. It takes sensory input from the porno you're watching and transfers it to the massage mechanations inside the 'pleasure device', and boom goes the dynamite.

Hey, you asked for inventions, I guarantee you this would pump lots of money into the entire world economy....it could also halt all reproductive acts in modern society, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.
 

KeyMaster45

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FarleShadow said:
KeyMaster45 said:
stay with me here guys, USB sex machines/
Real Touch. Search it.
Ra...Really? I was just BS'ing about that idea.....someone actually went through with it?.....I fear for where the human race is going.

EDIT I just looked it up and went thru the info videos......I'm speechless....for the first time in my life, I am utterly speechless.....
 

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An inflatable friend who plays games with you and spew insults at you every time you fail to do something correctly. It is perfect because when it gets annoying you can turn it off unlike your real friends.
 

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Bored Tomatoe said:
A machine that generates an infinite supply of bacon... And cheese...
That machine already exist my friend
google: press button, receive bacon, enjoy bacon.
 

FarleShadow

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KeyMaster45 said:
FarleShadow said:
KeyMaster45 said:
stay with me here guys, USB sex machines/
Real Touch. Search it.
Ra...Really? I was just BS'ing about that idea.....someone actually went through with it?.....I fear for where the human race is going.
Eh, I doubt its really a truly sexual experience, plus its like a plastic whore, a dollar a minute until someone hax it. Its basically two flesh-like rubberbands, a penis clamp, mild heating elements and a lube storage area.

You could prolly replicate the experience with some lego and some lube.
 

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Shadow Law said:
Bored Tomatoe said:
A machine that generates an infinite supply of bacon... And cheese...
That machine already exist my friend
google: press button, receive bacon, enjoy bacon.
*Hurriedly googles it* *GASP* Who thought a hairdryer could so easily have been converted into a bacon machine?