- Feb 22, 2009
im a little tipsy and i just bought a new 1080 inch LED monitor from amazon. probably a mistake, any funny drunken mistakes you made recently.
I agree with everything you have to say sir. It's almost like vodka-redbulls are a magical potion of over-imbibing and bad decisions.headshotcatcher said:There's cheating on my ex (Damn vodka-redbull, it's so good..)
The worst is when you do it in the actual club. Just sucking face in the worst, sloppiest drunk way. And I also made out with a hideous 32-year old woman when I was just 16. Oh mang, I've done that too many times......headshotcatcher said:And few months after, hooking up with the most hideous girl in the club (everyone's been there )
That reminds of me of when I was in Rome on a school trip. These preppy-like kids had bought a bottle of vodka surreptitiously, then they got scared and wanted to get rid of it. So I drank about a quarter of a bottle in one swig, threw up on these american girls balcony, chain-smoked about 5 horrible european cigs and shivering, then I drank some sprite. Then I felt good enough to pour another quarter of the bottle into a my sprite bottle.Then we hid the bottle underneath these roof tiles. Then I went downstairs and was fucked with by this african-american woman from Florida. After that I went to go lie down in the patio and fell asleep. When I came back to that same hotel touring europe after high school, it was still there, and it was still good.teqrevisited said:After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.
The Black Adder avatar is what really completes this commentteqrevisited said:After a few pints I thought I could handle necking a bottle of vodka. I survived long enough to walk from the kitchen, through the hallway and into the living room where I collapsed onto the sofa and didn't move for 12 hours.
When I woke up it was dinner time, my mates had stuck twiglets up my nose and glued my hand to my arse.
then im afraid you dont get drunk enough if your still able to use hadn eye co-ordination to use a splif or even take a piss while standing then you're not drunk enough however should you wish any of my list to happen to you with the benifits of no clothes a mouth of vomit a headache and not able to remeber your own name then plz come on down to cwmbran i promise youll have a great time and you wont ever know it!RobCoxxy said: