Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

Bernzz

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Mar 27, 2009
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"Damn it! I knew I should have forwarded that email!"

Or maybe:

"Revive me!" (imagine in Marcus Fenix voice)

Or:

"Boop, boop, boop, BEEP!" (Halo respawn noise)

Or possibly:

"No one told me this was Last Man Standing!"

I could come up with others, but I'll stop now.

No wait!

"Press X to not die." (dunno if it's been done yet in this thread, only read to end of page 3)
 

Hashandir

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Jan 14, 2009
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"I _knew_ i should've saved"

"Healthstone up?"

"Ping timeout"

"Damn, vanish was on cooldown"

"Goddamn it! Stop wiping!"
 

Zombie_Fish

Opiner of Mottos
Mar 20, 2009
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Either "Are you paying too much for your health insurance?", "Used washing machine, good quality, service date 27/03/11, £175 or nearest offer. Enquire inside for details.", "Why is Pete Burns still famous?" or "In your face, I'm meeting Jade Goody before you!"

And if you think it's tight that I'm taking the piss out of a dead racist you've really got to ask yourself why you're supporting a dead racist.

Also, onse Barry Scott's dead don't think I won't do the same thing to him.
 

Charli

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Nov 23, 2008
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Treasure buried here.


(best, afterlife prank for curious children, ever)
 

paasi

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Feb 22, 2009
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"Here lie the bones of Paasi. If not please notify the undertakers immediately."
 

traceur_

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Feb 19, 2009
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EPIC FAIL

It seems appropriate since I will most likely die from fucking up a parkour move.
 

DoW Lowen

Exarch
Jan 11, 2009
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"Tried to play for second place in a game of Russian Roulette. Later that day he got hit by a bus."
 

Satki

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Dec 29, 2007
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Every time someone walks past, I'll have a speaker playing the Pacman death sound...
 

DoW Lowen

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Jan 11, 2009
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o0pwnman0o said:
here lies ( my name here ) he left this world the same way he entered it through his mothers vagina.
Think that's the best one I've seen so far.
 

xChevelle24

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Mar 10, 2009
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"I told you mana breaks were a bad idea"
"what happend to our tank?"
"I knew there was something sketchy about that damned blue pill!"
"I thought this class has Last Stand on it...WTF?!?"
"You're lucky this grave is holding me back, or I'd kick your ass right now."
"Triple Kill!!!!"
 

Katherine Kerensky

Why, or Why Not?
Mar 27, 2009
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*I'm Not Dead, I'm Just Lagging. Wait a Few Days.*
or
*There's Something Strange Going on in This Town* In the Event of me being murdered
or even
*You Were Almost A Jill Sandwich. I Was A Sandwich* In the special case of me getting crushed