Your epitaph (message on gravestone)

maskerade32

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i have finished my turn in this game and though i stand waiting i pray yours never ends for it is a beautiful thing we do this in this game, this never ending masqurade

OR

i stand on the shore of death
a sea of memories laping at my feet
the road i see is long but i travel with no burden
for my life is lived and my freinds where true.

and the only reason i could come up with somthing like that is coz its quater to 3am, night person for the win!
 

pffh

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Oct 10, 2008
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"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn"

Or a camera in the coffin and a screen on the gravestone and me in the coffin holding a sign that says "I'm not dead! LET ME OUT!"
 

Mr0llivand3r

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"Why doth the leprechaun weep?"

"Let me out! The worms just got through the coffin wall!!"

"Go ahead, laugh. You'll be down here soon, too"
 

JRCB

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Maybe have a Billy Mays infomercial on my gravestone.

Or

I may be dead, but I can still do things better than you.
 

The Shade

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Mar 20, 2008
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Here lies _______
Lost at sea and never found


I'm not dead yet.


He never knew what hit him,
but it looked like it might have been a Honda.


Hoping to move out of this basement apartment someday.


It's all gone wrong, hasn't it?


Grow old or die trying!


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I probably could think of more, but this'll do.
 

JoshasorousRex

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Dec 5, 2008
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"Can I haz my cookie now?"

"Your god is down here with me and I just told your god about how stupid you are. Good luck in the afterlife when everyone thinks your a dick!!"

"So this is what it's like respawning in RL"

"MEDIC! God damn battle medics..."

"Feed me a Sandvich and I'll be good"
 

Jinjiro

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Apr 20, 2008
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"Here lies Dave, who threw the pin."

"Life threw me a curveball. Oh, it missed ME, but it did hit my supply of impact explosives."

10 INPUT "AM I DEAD? Y OR N"; N$
20 IF N$ = Y THEN GOTO 40
30 IF N$ = N THEN WHO THE FUCK BURIED ME UNDERGROUND?
40 GOTO NEXT LIFE *SIGH*

"Well, now I know what THAT feels like."
 

toapat

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Mr_spamamam said:
If life were a thing that money could buy, the poor would not live and the rich would not die
you stole that from Fiddler on the Roof

mine might be: is W I C K E D S I C K