Your favorite BAD movie

spacemutant IV

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I'll have to third Deep Rising. That movie ended up being exactly what it was supposed to be; pure excellence in bad monster movie. That was also a time of my life I remember fondly, when I would get my mom to drive me to the video store and then rent me the movies that I myself was too young to get.

Another one is The Last Dinosaur. Dinosaur or creature flicks in general have always fascinated me since childhood, and some of that carries over till this day, even though of course I do realize now how bad these things really are. The main character in this movie is played by an aging actor way, way past his prime, and he would frequently get drunk on set to the point where apparently they could only shoot scenes until they had gotten so far into the day, for then he was useless. And it really shows; if you watch that movie and assume that the guy set out to play a drunkard, then you have to admit that he deserves an Oscar for the role.
 

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Kyrian007 said:
Mine has always been Hudson Hawk. The cat burglaries timed to music performed by Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello are total classics. It's terrible but never fails to make me laugh. Plus, if you've ever heard Bruce Willis perform the blues tune "The Ballad of Hudson Hawk..." priceless.
This ^ it's over the top, implausible, all over the place, and I love it!

(Hon mentions: The Room & Killer Clowns Form Outer Space)
 

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I unironically enjoy Tom Green's Freddy got Fingered. I think it was a fun and unapologetic satire of the man-child learns to grow up movies that flooded the market in the 90's and early 2000's.
 

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Machete Kills. It's just so amazingly silly and fun. 29% on Rotten Tomatoes, how? I wish I could be a billionaire for one day just so I could fund Machete Kills Again....In Space. If the first Machete is considered "bad" I choose that too.
 

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Kyrian007 said:
Mine has always been Hudson Hawk. The cat burglaries timed to music performed by Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello are total classics. It's terrible but never fails to make me laugh. Plus, if you've ever heard Bruce Willis perform the blues tune "The Ballad of Hudson Hawk..." priceless.
Wait ... Hudson Hawk was a bad movie?!?!?!
The duce you say!
"Do you want to swing on a star, carry moon beams home in a jar ... "
"I am kitcat. This is not a dream."
 

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In The Name Of The King - why is it bad? Well it's directed by Uwe Boll. Good thing is it's got Jason Statham in. Its certainly one of Boll's better awful films, watchable.
 

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Marter said:
The Happening. It's so gloriously hilarious from start to finish. "What? Noooooooo."

I've watched it like 4 or 5 times now -- I try to do it once a year, and I first saw it in 2010 -- and it never gets old.
This. I'll always make time for that movie when it is on.

My other choice would actually be Wolverine. Yes, the bad one. I don't enjoy it, but it is interesting enough that I'll leave it playing in the background whilst it shows on the film channel for the 40th time that week. I'll certainly watch it again over the newer Wolverine movie, which is actually pretty boring (even if more competently made).
 

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Probably Empire Records. Got panned at the time, and almost nobody's heard of it, but I watched it a lot as a kid, and I'm still quite fond of it despite now acknowledging that it's just not that good.
 

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High School Musical: The movie that started a legacy...

Shark Tale: Will Smith and Jack Black need to be in more movies together...

Flash Gordon: It's the nostalgia that makes this a GOOD movie...
 

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The Matrix.
Look fellas, the acting was always bad, the effects have gotten bad, and you could drive fucking Galactus through just one of its many plot holes. But I like the style and most of the action still looks pretty cool. Say what you will about the Wachowskis, they certainly know their choreography.
 

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Kyrian007 said:
Mine has always been Hudson Hawk. The cat burglaries timed to music performed by Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello are total classics. It's terrible but never fails to make me laugh. Plus, if you've ever heard Bruce Willis perform the blues tune "The Ballad of Hudson Hawk..." priceless.
I couldn't really think of anything, but...you're right!
Are you gonna die?
 

Elementary - Dear Watson

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Marter said:
The Happening. It's so gloriously hilarious from start to finish. "What? Noooooooo."

I've watched it like 4 or 5 times now -- I try to do it once a year, and I first saw it in 2010 -- and it never gets old.
Really!? What about your beloved Scorpion King 3?

OT: I have a bit of a thing for The Punisher. The one with Tom Jane in... It is really one of my favourite movies, but other people found it a bit corney and the acting was definitely off!
 

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Elementary - Dear Watson said:
Marter said:
The Happening. It's so gloriously hilarious from start to finish. "What? Noooooooo."

I've watched it like 4 or 5 times now -- I try to do it once a year, and I first saw it in 2010 -- and it never gets old.
Really!? What about your beloved Scorpion King 3?
This is a thread for bad movies. I therefore couldn't name SK3 in it.