Easy, a river.Altheus_Necron said:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
Easy, a river.Altheus_Necron said:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
YY U R YY U B I C U R YY 4 MESteeveeo said:Easy, a river.Altheus_Necron said:What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, and has a bed but never sleeps??
meatAltheus_Necron said:I see I made that one too easy.Juven Ignus said:For me, it'd be brown, since I'm the driver.
How about...
A clerk in a butcher's shop is five foot ten. What does he weigh?
Altheus_Necron said:A holeBlindMessiah94 said:I have a few:
What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
Unless you want a lawsuit on your hands, you don't bury survivorsBlindMessiah94 said:A plane leaves for Vancouver from Toronto. It crashes over Calgary. Where are the survivors buried?
Swap CamelsBlindMessiah94 said:An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.
What did the wise man say to them?
Well done, I'm all out of cookies but here's something to tide you over:skystryke said:He weighs the meat that the customers buy.Altheus_Necron said:I see I made that one too easy.Juven Ignus said:For me, it'd be brown, since I'm the driver.
How about...
A clerk in a butcher's shop is five foot ten. What does he weigh?
You can put a hole in the barrel, you don't bury survivors and the wise man told them to switch camels.BlindMessiah94 said:I have a few:
What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?
A plane leaves for Vancouver from Toronto. It crashes over Calgary. Where are the survivors buried?
An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.
What did the wise man say to them?
did you mean "Leper" or "leopard"? if it was "leopard", the answer might be Lion.KillerH said:not sure on that one.
Here's mine:
There is a ruler in this kingdom
With the head of a Leper
the middle of a pig
the legs of a buffalo
and the tail of a dragon
who is the king?
Well, 2^10 = 1024, so you could just do a binary search. I'm not sure what the better answer is, though.Finnboghi said:Here's one for you computer scientists and logicians; (This is an actual interview question from Google)
You have 1000 bottles of wine, and one of them is poisoned, but you don't know which one.
At your disposal are 10 prisoners who are slated to die today, which you can use to figure out which bottle is poisoned.
The poison is relatively fast-acting, meaning it will kill the prisoner after a little while, but one could take a drink from all 1000 bottles before the poison would take effect.
How do you figure out which bottle is poisoned?
There are two possible answers to this riddle, one is a lot better than the other.
the mathematical answer is simple. divide up the wine, give each prisoner a glass of wine from each of 100 separate bottles, then wait for one of them to die. when one dies, you take his 100 bottles and divide them again among the 9 remaining survivors, giving each 11 bottles (and one of them 12) and wait for one to die again. dividing the 11 (or 12) bottles between the 8 survivors gives 1 or 2 each; if the one that dies has 2 bottles, give one to one of 2 and the one that dies has the poisoned bottle. and you managed to save 6 or 7 prisoners' lives... at least until they are executed. (quicker, but more torturous, no?)Finnboghi said:Here's one for you computer scientists and logicians; (This is an actual interview question from Google)
You have 1000 bottles of wine, and one of them is poisoned, but you don't know which one.
At your disposal are 10 prisoners who are slated to die today, which you can use to figure out which bottle is poisoned.
The poison is relatively fast-acting, meaning it will kill the prisoner after a little while, but one could drink all 1000 bottles before the poison would take effect.
How do you figure out which bottle is poisoned?
There are two possible answers to this riddle, one is a lot better than the other.
Look at the hat as it's being put on your head. duh.SeaCalMaster said:I should expand a bit: you're not allowed to talk after the hats are placed on your heads, but you can hear what the people behind you say and whether they were right.Juven Ignus said:Ask the guy behind you what color the hat is?SeaCalMaster said:Terry Schiavo.Juven Ignus said:CURSE YOU BATMAN!!!
Umm....Try and solve this, Batman!
I have eyes but cannot see, ears but cannot hear, and nerves but cannot feel.
What Am I?
My riddle: You and 99 other people are being taken to some evil mastermind's lair, where each of you will be put in a line and have either a black hat or a white hat placed on your head. In the line, each of you can see all the people in front of you, but not any of the people behind you. The mastermind will start at the back of the line and go through the line asking each person for their hat color. Everyone who answers correctly will be freed; everyone who answers incorrectly will be shot. What's your best strategy?
And mine was supposed to be a corpse, but I guess that works too.
Oh, and I'm aware that I'm a terrible person.
guessed it at first glancePayJ567 said:His mother is a surgeon... You sexist S.O.B lool.Marq said:The dead father is a priest. The doctor is the biological father.PayJ567 said:There is a car crash. The father is killed and the son is rushed to hospital. The boy is taken directly into surgery but the surgeon says
"I can't operate on him, he is my son."
How can this be?
OR
The son has two dads.
Don't worry it's what the teaser is meant to do. Proves there is something wrong with society if people will go to these lengths before accepting or thinking of a female surgeon.
I did the exact same thing when I heard it.
You can see the hats of people in front of you. And the people behind you CAN communicate with you (you can overhear their answer to the nutjob), it's just the only information they can give is White or Black. The guy at the back names the colour which he sees an even number of, say, black. He has a 50/50 chances of dying. The guy in front counts the hats in front of him. If he sees an odd number of blacks, he must be black. The next person counts, if he sees an even number of blacks, he must be black. And so on. 99 people guaranteed to live, 50/50 chance of all 100 living.2xDouble said:Look at the hat as it's being put on your head. duh.SeaCalMaster said:I should expand a bit: you're not allowed to talk after the hats are placed on your heads, but you can hear what the people behind you say and whether they were right.Juven Ignus said:Ask the guy behind you what color the hat is?SeaCalMaster said:Terry Schiavo.Juven Ignus said:CURSE YOU BATMAN!!!
Umm....Try and solve this, Batman!
I have eyes but cannot see, ears but cannot hear, and nerves but cannot feel.
What Am I?
My riddle: You and 99 other people are being taken to some evil mastermind's lair, where each of you will be put in a line and have either a black hat or a white hat placed on your head. In the line, each of you can see all the people in front of you, but not any of the people behind you. The mastermind will start at the back of the line and go through the line asking each person for their hat color. Everyone who answers correctly will be freed; everyone who answers incorrectly will be shot. What's your best strategy?
And mine was supposed to be a corpse, but I guess that works too.
Oh, and I'm aware that I'm a terrible person.
OR Answer correctly that you do not know the color of your hat. (although that will probably get you killed for being a smart-ass)
OR Look carefully at the line ahead of you and try to discern a pattern of distribution, while paying close attention to the answers behind you to confirm.
OR (Smart-ass answer #2): shake your head violently to remove the hat from your head, then answer correctly "I'm not wearing a hat". (you could modify this plan to get the hat into your hands, observe its color, then replace it)
She wanted to go to another funeral to see the guy again.lilmisspotatoes said:Bing bing bing!! Way to go!skystryke said:I assume that she lives in the Lighthouse and they were killed because she turned off the light?lilmisspotatoes said:Time for his sons to get a job? I have no clue XD
I kind of fail at these, but I have one:
A woman is reading in her house by the sea. She gets tired, turns off all the lights, and goes to bed. The next morning, she opens the paper to read "2000 killed in boat crash." She then immediately jumps out the window and kills herself. Why?
Here's a tougher one:
A girl's mother dies, and at the funeral, she meets a nice young man. A week goes by... then the girl stabs her sister to death. Why?
Before you freak out, this is a question I was posed when I was in high school. One answer means you have some dangerous tendencies.
Ask the the man in jail for poisoning the wine?Finnboghi said:Here's one for you computer scientists and logicians; (This is an actual interview question from Google)
You have 1000 bottles of wine, and one of them is poisoned, but you don't know which one.
At your disposal are 10 prisoners who are slated to die today, which you can use to figure out which bottle is poisoned.
The poison is relatively fast-acting, meaning it will kill the prisoner after a little while, but one could take a drink from all 1000 bottles before the poison would take effect.
How do you figure out which bottle is poisoned?
There are two possible answers to this riddle, one is a lot better than the other.
Ah, right. Never mind.computer scientists and logicians
The math in this brainteaser is really stupid! if you devide the womens' money by 3, they each payed 9 and 1/3 of a dollar, it ads up to 28, plus the 2 dolars the kid took as a tip. It's pretty simple math that they payed 30 dollars and the room-service guy comes back with 5 dollars because it was only $25. it's when you do the deviding that you get confused, because you shouldn't devide like that! BTW I'm not mad at you Queen Michael, it's just that I really don't like this kind of calculating. It's the riddle I'm mad at, not you...Queen Michael said:Here's my brain teaser:
Three women share a hotel room. They order a bottle of chapagne from room service. The room service guy knocks at their door, gives them the bottle, and gets a ten-dollar bill each from them since the champagne costs $30. When the room-service guy gets down to the lobby, the guy in the lobby says "You idiot, it costs $25, not $30! Go up and return $5!" So our friend room-service guy does that, but pockets $2 as a tip, since they won't be able to split $5 evenly between three women anyway. He gives a dollar to each woman.
That means every woman paid $10. Every woman got $1 back, so in the end every woman paid $9. And $9 times 3 equals $27. Add to that the $2 the rooms-ervce guy pocketed as a "tip" and we've got $29. What happened to the last dollar?
lilmisspotatoes said:Bing bing bing!! Way to go!skystryke said:I assume that she lives in the Lighthouse and they were killed because she turned off the light?lilmisspotatoes said:Time for his sons to get a job? I have no clue XD
I kind of fail at these, but I have one:
A woman is reading in her house by the sea. She gets tired, turns off all the lights, and goes to bed. The next morning, she opens the paper to read "2000 killed in boat crash." She then immediately jumps out the window and kills herself. Why?
Here's a tougher one:
A girl's mother dies, and at the funeral, she meets a nice young man. A week goes by... then the girl stabs her sister to death. Why?
Before you freak out, this is a question I was posed when I was in high school. One answer means you have some dangerous tendencies.
I LOL'd.madbird-valiant said:Tom Cruise has been married three times. How can this be?
1st weigh in: 6 balls on one scale - 6 balls on the other, whichever bunch are heaviest keep those 6 for the next weigh inTazTheTerrible said:My fav riddle:
The billiard balls. There's 12 of them and one is either slightly lighter than the others or slightly heavier. You have a set of scales (ones that strike one way or the other, not indicate weight) and you get to weigh three times. By the end you have to be able to determine which ball is the odd one out and whether it is heavier or lighter.
Obviously the difference is too small for you to tell by guessing manually.