Your Favorite Brain Teaser

[2xDouble]

1.What is gooder that god, badder than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die.
2.A man who is very thirsty walks into a bar and is immeaditly knocked out cold. Why?
3.A man who has the hickups walks into a bar and askes for a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a shotgun and aims it at the man but does not shoot, the man says thank you and walks out of the bar without his water. What just happened?

1. nothing
2. because he hit his head on it. (old joke, Two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've ducked)
3. the bartender just cured his hiccups.

 

[KillerH]

Q: What cant you succeed in regardless of Race, creed, religion, status,nationality,or level in fallout 3?

A: The game (you just lost)

You can actually win if you say "I won the game" while having sex.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

1.What is gooder that god, badder than the devil, the poor have it, the rich need it, and if you eat it you die.
2.A man who is very thirsty walks into a bar and is immeaditly knocked out cold. Why?
3.A man who has the hickups walks into a bar and askes for a glass of water, the bartender pulls out a shotgun and aims it at the man but does not shoot, the man says thank you and walks out of the bar without his water. What just happened?

"Gooder" and "badder"? I'm quite amazed.

Here's one that's easier than the other one I have going. A woman leaves home one morning and quickly turns right. She jogs for a while, then decides to turn left. After another short distance, she turns left again and picks up speed. After turning left a third time, she heads back home, where she sees two people wearing masks. She is not alarmed in any way. Why not?

Because they are the catcher and the Umpire.

Nicely done, good sir.

Here's another one: All men have one. Some men have longer ones than others. A man usually gives it to his wife after they get married, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it?

 

[Scabadus]

Here's another one: All men have one. Some men have longer ones than others. A man usually gives it to his wife after they get married, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it?

I'm tempted to say "A Life" but the bit about the pope would only make that work from an anti-religious viewpoint which would be against the point of a puzzle. Other than that though, I can't think of anything.

 

[Georgie_Leech]

Here's one that's easier than the other one I have going. A woman leaves home one morning and quickly turns right. She jogs for a while, then decides to turn left. After another short distance, she turns left again and picks up speed. After turning left a third time, she heads back home, where she sees two people wearing masks. She is not alarmed in any way. Why not?

Because they are the catcher and the Umpire.

Nicely done, good sir.

Here's another one: All men have one. Some men have longer ones than others. A man usually gives it to his wife after they get married, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it?

Since I'm assuming it isn't the... ahem, obvious, answer, I'm going to say... hm...

A Last Name.

 

[erto101]

OT:Three women are eating ice cream.One is licking her ice cream.One is sucking her ice cream.And the third one is biting her ice cream.How can you tell which one is married?

Look at her fingers for a ring. Then go wash your dirty, dirty mind.

Alot like the mastermind with the hats in a mini edition.

four guys are convicted to lifetime prison for stealing candy from the Queen of England (yea i know, but i didn't make it up )
The four guys are all given a hat of either white or black(two blacks, two white) they don't know the color of their own hat. if one of them can guess the color of their own hat all of them will go free.

i'll make i little drawing here with numbers xD

1 2 3 4

guy 1 can see 2 and 3
guy 2 can see 3
guy 3 and 4 can see no one

they can't talk or communicate in anyway.
who guesses it ?

the answer isn't something dumb.

Guy one sees two hats of the same colour, so knows his own must be different? That seems way to easy, though. Is there some trick?

and if they're not the same ? (it's half the answer you've got)

If the hats on person 2 and 3 are NOT the same colour, then person 1 won't answer (because they can't tell what colour they're wearing.) Therefor person 2 must know that their hat is a different colour to person 3.

yeah correct =)

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

The next sentence is false, the previous sentence is true.

Hey fellas, am I doing that wrong again

 

[MintyNinja]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.



2. No sooner spoken than broken.

 

[A Raging Emo]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.



2. No sooner spoken than broken.

1: God?

2: I have nothing, sorry.

 

[Scabadus]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.



2. No sooner spoken than broken.

1. A River?

2. Silence (as in; speaking the word 'Silence' will break silence)

 

[MintyNinja]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.



2. No sooner spoken than broken.

1: God?

2: I have nothing, sorry.

No, but thanks for trying.

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.



2. No sooner spoken than broken.

1. A River?

2. Silence (as in; speaking the word 'Silence' will break silence)

1. Your close, just follow that path of thought
2. Yes. Pat yourself on the back, I already ate the cookie.

 

[Scabadus]

I've been answering a few of these, but I havn't posed one yet. So here goes: what would happen if an unstoppable force collided with an unmovable object?

I'll give you a hint, it isn't "the universe ends!"

 

[Gladion]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.

A waterfall!

I've been answering a few of these, but I havn't posed one yet. So here goes: what would happen if an unstoppable force collided with an unmovable object?

I'll give you a hint, it isn't "the universe ends!"

Hard to tell and very theoretical, since both of those things couldn't possibly exist with our current laws of physics. I don't know if this can be answered correctly but I'd say either the unstoppable force would completely move backwards or just run through the immovable object. Maybe the two just implode, creating anti-matter, thus ending- I didn't say anything.

I'm sorry I didn't read all the six pages, so if this already came up, ignore it:
A man is going to a restaurant with his friend, they do this every year on the same day for ten years now, but this time they went to another restaurant. The two men chat happily as they order turtle meat. They get their dishes served and the man eats some of the meat, he then pulls out a gun and shoots his friend immediately right in the face. Why?

 

[chiggerwood]

Here's a good one:
You have been captured by some organization. They give you a choice of three ways to die. A room filled with poison gas, a room filled with lions that haven't eaten in a year, or a room full of expert assassins.
Which room do you choose and why?

The lions that haven't eaten a year. Because they're dead from starvation

 

[Scabadus]

I've been answering a few of these, but I havn't posed one yet. So here goes: what would happen if an unstoppable force collided with an unmovable object?

I'll give you a hint, it isn't "the universe ends!"

Hard to tell and very theoretical, since both of those things couldn't possibly exist with our current laws of physics. I don't know if this can be answered correctly but I'd say either the unstoppable force would completely move backwards or just run through the immovable object. Maybe the two just implode, creating anti-matter, thus ending- I didn't say anything.

Close enough that I'll give it to you: it's actually a trick question. If I described a Firetruck as "Red" I would only be describing the fire truck. However, by describing an object as "Unmoveable" I am simultaniously describing every other force and object in that reality/universe/whatever you call it. I am saying that nothing else can move it. Therefore both an Immovable Object and an Unstoppable Force cannot exist in the same reality and it is a trick question.

 

[MintyNinja]

1. This old one runs forever, but never moves at all.
He has not lungs or throat, but still a mighty roaring call.

A waterfall!

Yes, pat yourself on the back. As previously explained, the cookies have disappeared.

 

[SeaCalMaster]

Here's one that's easier than the other one I have going. A woman leaves home one morning and quickly turns right. She jogs for a while, then decides to turn left. After another short distance, she turns left again and picks up speed. After turning left a third time, she heads back home, where she sees two people wearing masks. She is not alarmed in any way. Why not?

Because they are the catcher and the Umpire.

Nicely done, good sir.

Here's another one: All men have one. Some men have longer ones than others. A man usually gives it to his wife after they get married, and the Pope doesn't use his. What is it?

Since I'm assuming it isn't the... ahem, obvious, answer, I'm going to say... hm...

A Last Name.

Very good. What's the obvious answer, though?

 

[Bellvedere]

Here's one for you computer scientists and logicians; (This is an actual interview question from Google)

You have 1000 bottles of wine, and one of them is poisoned, but you don't know which one.

At your disposal are 10 prisoners who are slated to die today, which you can use to figure out which bottle is poisoned.

The poison is relatively fast-acting, meaning it will kill the prisoner after a little while, but one could take a drink from all 1000 bottles before the poison would take effect.

How do you figure out which bottle is poisoned?

There are two possible answers to this riddle, one is a lot better than the other.

Can you just give a drink to of one bottle to one prisoner and if he doesn't die you know that one is safe?

 

[bew11]

What runs, but never walks, has a mouth, but never talks, and has a bank with no money in it?

 

[bew11]

I've been answering a few of these, but I havn't posed one yet. So here goes: what would happen if an unstoppable force collided with an unmovable object?

I'll give you a hint, it isn't "the universe ends!"

They destroy each other.