Your favorite video game merchants

wrecker77

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So i was going through my games and i realized something. I havent played an rpg in a long ass time. So i booted up this old ps2 game i never played for some reason. Its called Shadow hearts: from the new world. Great game even if you dont like rpg's. But thats not what i am talking about here.

There are these 2 homosexuel (ime not critisizing them, they openly admit this and make remarks like "All the boys are so underdressed. I might get accidently scuduced...again".) motorcycle drivers that serve as a merchant and someone who lets you customize how you use magic. and theses guys show up evereywhere. my favorite was when you are exploring this sunken pirate ship in the middle of the ocean and you can find them in the ship. Its hilarious because not only do they actually hit on you at the worst time, they are completely chill thaeir on a sunken ship where you are their only customer. And it doesnt stop their from new yourk they show up on your travles in the grand canyon, chicago, alkatraz prison, ancint mexican ruins and many more locations.

After a little thought, I realized gaming is full of memoriable charecters, but a good lot of them are merchants. The redneck weapon vendor from Gta 4, slim cognito from the Ratchet and clank games, Ford cruller from psychonauts and many more.

so what are some of your favorite arms dealers, upgraders or health/mana potion bartenders?
 

wrecker77

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ime not going to edit this because my mouse is tripping out and i cant edit without having to delete evereything.
 

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What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that

EDIT2: oh hey that spoiler/pic combo worked woot
 

RavingPenguin

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Moira Brown from Fallout 3. She has an odd charm about her that keeps me coming back. She's cool.
 

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RavingPenguin said:
Moira Brown from Fallout 3. She has an odd charm about her that keeps me coming back. She's cool.
It's because she reminds you of Sarah Palin right.... riiiiiiiight? XP
 

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The merchant in Spelunky. This guy does not fuck around.

http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=4017.0

I tried to steal an item from him one time, I think it was a bag of bombs. He then proceeded to chase me through the stage with a shotgun shouting "terrorist!" till he gunned me down. Eventually I killed one of them merchants, got all his items and his one-hit-kill shotgun! I was pretty happy till I realized that all his buddies were gunning for me now, shooting on sight and setting up traps around the exits. I must repeat: this guy does not fuck around.
 

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I liked the shops from Zelda OoT for some reason. They didnt have a ton of stuff but they always showed it on the shelves and everything looked nice and pretty.

Slim Cognito was pretty cool too. And Jacob was a better dealer in GTA 4. Other than the fact that it cost less with him, it was funny when after id made my selection he got in his car and floored it. He went 10 feet then he reached the road and slammed into another car.
 

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GodsOneMistake said:
RavingPenguin said:
Moira Brown from Fallout 3. She has an odd charm about her that keeps me coming back. She's cool.
It's because she reminds you of Sarah Palin right.... riiiiiiiight? XP
Dont twist this around, I may be from the good ol' north but thats got nothing to do with it. Moira's just kinda cute, thats all.
 

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GodsOneMistake said:
(Spoilered for size)
What else can i say

EDIT: god that turned out a lot bigger than I had hoped... Sorry about that
Seconded:
"Got a lot of good things on sale."
 

wrecker77

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RavingPenguin said:
GodsOneMistake said:
RavingPenguin said:
Moira Brown from Fallout 3. She has an odd charm about her that keeps me coming back. She's cool.
It's because she reminds you of Sarah Palin right.... riiiiiiiight? XP
Dont twist this around, I may be from the good ol' north but thats got nothing to do with it. Moira's just kinda cute, thats all.


I agree. after i blew up megaton and saw her flesh being burned to crisp i was like awwwww yeah!
 

AgentNein

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RavingPenguin said:
GodsOneMistake said:
RavingPenguin said:
Moira Brown from Fallout 3. She has an odd charm about her that keeps me coming back. She's cool.
It's because she reminds you of Sarah Palin right.... riiiiiiiight? XP
Dont twist this around, I may be from the good ol' north but thats got nothing to do with it. Moira's just kinda cute, thats all.
riiiight.
 

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The Merchant from Resident Evil 4.

"Got a lot of good things on sale!", "What are ya buyin'?", "What are ya sellin'?", "Come back anytime!"

He's Awesome!
 

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wrecker77 said:
AmrasCalmacil said:


He's so cute. And he buys all my stuff.
awww. what game is he from because i swear i know him form somewhere!
The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind.

Although there are also Scamp Daedra in Oblivion, so you may have seen one there.