Your IRL what, the #@% moment?

[Funkbucket]

Just as the title say, everyones biggest WTF moments IRL!! (not in games sorry)
well, unless you'll playing a game and something happen like a car coming into your house via the front door

I'll start...


About to do my shopping at the local Woolworth's
and this lady Parks in next to me with her car she would have to be late 60's early 70's
with Slipknot - Before i forget [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_09wFxoaeQ] blasting in her car, I just sat there in shock..
I didn't know the elderly enjoyed metal.

It was quite enjoyable

 

[MONSTERheart]

Taking a piss at the school restroom.
The kid I really hate decides to take the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME instead of one of the 4 OTHER ONES THAT WERE OPEN.
Then, the 60 year old gym teacher that used to smoke stands ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME. INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE 3 OTHERS THAT WERE OPEN.
GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

 

[ShakesZX]

Walking home from school, talking to my friend, a car drives right into a stop sign in front of us.

 

[berault]

One day I walked into the bathroom at my school, and there was a kid, making machine gun noises at the urinal whilst shaking his hips around, like he was gunning down enemy soldiers from a Beach Head or something, needless to say I turned around and chose another bathroom.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing the local vicar walking through a grave-yard in a cape.
0_0 Why was he doing that?

 

[Vagabond_Samurai]

While working as a canvasser in a rural area, I attempted to knock on someone's door. Behind me, I hear an older woman's voice telling me to get off of the property since it isn't mine.
I turn around to find a 50 ish year old woman with a machete in one hand and a Kodak instant camera in the other. I chuckle as she waves me backward with the machete and takes pictures of me.
Then other people from the neighborhood drive up simultaneously surrounding me with their cars, pick up trucks, and bloodhounds.
At this time a police officer drives up and enters the scene, asks me what I was doing there (working) and finds me doing nothing illegal or suspicious.
Since I would have to talk to all of these people anyway, I address them all en masse, hand out a bunch of environmental literature and head on my merry way, having done all of my work extremely early.

 

[wizzerd229]

Seeing the local vicar walking through a grave-yard in a cape.
0_0 Why was he doing that?

ok, I'm a bit ashamed, but what is a vicar, I'm from Florida, so we don't have any.
OT: Umm, where do i begin, i go to school with basically a dumbed down, but still good, Monty Pythonesque trope. so yeah, i get a lot

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing the local vicar walking through a grave-yard in a cape.
0_0 Why was he doing that?

ok, I'm a bit ashamed, but what is a vicar, I'm from Florida, so we don't have any.

The guy that takes church services and that religiousy stuff.
Weirdly, I'm not entirely sure of his full job myself.
All I know, he's the local vicar who likes strolling around in grave-yards while wearing a sweet cape.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Taking a piss at the school restroom.
The kid I really hate decides to take the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME instead of one of the 4 OTHER ONES THAT WERE OPEN.
Then, the 60 year old gym teacher that used to smoke stands ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME. INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE 3 OTHERS THAT WERE OPEN.
GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

Doesen't that break some sort of Man code?

 

[Funkbucket]

Taking a piss at the school restroom.
The kid I really hate decides to take the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME instead of one of the 4 OTHER ONES THAT WERE OPEN.
Then, the 60 year old gym teacher that used to smoke stands ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME. INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE 3 OTHERS THAT WERE OPEN.
GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

It's okay, it always happens to me in public toilets
all the time :[

 

[MimsySnark]

Actually, I have a similar one to the original poster's.
I had just moved back in with my 55-year-old parents, it's 2 am, and I walk into the living room to see my dad at the computer watching Marilyn Manson music videos! He said he finds them "uplifting."
I always knew my dad was weird, but it's still a big shock to see anyone's dad digging Manson.

 

[evilartist]

Taking a piss at the school restroom.
The kid I really hate decides to take the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME instead of one of the 4 OTHER ONES THAT WERE OPEN.
Then, the 60 year old gym teacher that used to smoke stands ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME. INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE 3 OTHERS THAT WERE OPEN.
GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

Doesen't that break some sort of Man code?

It breaks a few rules from the book The Alphabet of Manliness.

 

[Motti]

Just as the title say, everyones biggest WTF moments IRL!! (not in games sorry)
well, unless you'll playing a game and something happen like a car coming into your house via the front door

I'll start...


About to do my shopping at the local Woolworth's
and this lady Parks in next to me with her car she would have to be late 60's early 70's
with Slipknot - Before i forget [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_09wFxoaeQ] blasting in her car, I just sat there in shock..
I didn't know the elderly enjoyed metal.

It was quite enjoyable

We must find that woman, she if full of win.

 

[Audemas]

I remember working at this Rite-Aid and I was a cashier and we were just about half and hour from closing. Anyway, this old lady in her mid 60's comes in and asks me to help her with her shopping. I figure it'll be quick because I'm helping her and I know where everything is. So she starts buying random things; cat food, windex, cat toys, baking soda, two bottle of sprite (which she later put back and replaced it with Pepsi), paper towels, three cartons of cigarettes, and about twelve bags of candy.
Anyway, I ring her items up and then when I finish she asks to talk to my manager. I thought she was going to put in a good word for me or something, instead she starts accusing me of stalking and pestering her while she shopped. I was in disbelief because I spent twenty-five minutes helping her and she pulls this. After the discussion between her and my manager is finished she leaves, only to return claiming I stole her bag filled with cigarettes and candy. She later realizes she left them in the trunk and leaves for good after that I was speechless.

 

[wizzerd229]

Seeing the local vicar walking through a grave-yard in a cape.
0_0 Why was he doing that?

ok, I'm a bit ashamed, but what is a vicar, I'm from Florida, so we don't have any.

The guy that takes church services and that religiousy stuff.
Weirdly, I'm not entirely sure of his full job myself.
All I know, he's the local vicar who likes strolling around in grave-yards while wearing a sweet cape.

hmm, my villain senses are tingling, ever see the hunchback of notre dame

 

[Sonicron]

Too many to count. Most recent one would be when I went to visit some pals and when one of them opened the door he was wearing black suit pants, a white shirt, no shoes, a pink tutu and a WW2-style steel helmet. I heard one of the others shouting for him to get back in the room with them to help them memorize Christmas poems.

 

[Harold Donchee]

Taking a piss at the school restroom.
The kid I really hate decides to take the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO ME instead of one of the 4 OTHER ONES THAT WERE OPEN.
Then, the 60 year old gym teacher that used to smoke stands ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME. INSTEAD OF ONE OF THE 3 OTHERS THAT WERE OPEN.
GOD. WHAT THE HELL.

Doesen't that break some sort of Man code?

Actually that is legal by the Man code. Odd, but legal. If one of them had waited behind him instead of going to an open urinal, then that would break the man code. It also says that only those on the same level may talk, such as urinal-urinal or waiting-waiting, but NEVER urinal-waiting. Maybe they just wanted to start a conversation.

OT:I was standing outside of school once and a girl ran into the door I had just walked out of and dropped all of her stuff doing so. Then she walked passed me with her hand covering her face. As soon as she hit the pavement she took off down the parking lot.. It was embarrasing to run into a door, but sprinting to her car didn't really help the situation. My friend and I couldnt stop laughing.

 

[Straitjacketeering]

Took ecstacy, had a three way with two ex girlfriends (One wasn't and ex at the time.)

Called the love drug for a reason I suppose.

 

[Nickolai77]

I remember working at this Rite-Aid and I was a cashier and we were just about half and hour from closing. Anyway, this old lady in her mid 60's comes in and asks me to help her with her shopping. I figure it'll be quick because I'm helping her and I know where everything is. So she starts buying random things; cat food, windex, cat toys, baking soda, two bottle of sprite (which she later put back and replaced it with Pepsi), paper towels, three cartons of cigarettes, and about twelve bags of candy.
Anyway, I ring her items up and then when I finish she asks to talk to my manager. I thought she was going to put in a good word for me or something, instead she starts accusing me of stalking and pestering her while she shopped. I was in disbelief because I spent twenty-five minutes helping her and she pulls this. After the discussion between her and my manager is finished she leaves, only to return claiming I stole her bag filled with cigarettes and candy. She later realizes she left them in the trunk and leaves for good after that I was speechless.

God that sucks, the lady in question sounds mentally ill. Did your manager buy her story?

 

[Trifixion]

Well, this is hardly the biggest I've had, but it's one I really and truly hate...

Going to the Registry of Motor Vehicles...where you have to wait in line...to get a number...so you can wait in another line for actual service.