Your "joystick" can now actually be a joystick!

Durxom

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Japanese eroge(H-game) developer Illusion, has just released a techdemo of one of their new games but with a twist....you can now control the action on screen with your junk. The controller in question, has a large hole in it, filled with sensors that will translate the user's grinding and thrusting into action during the game. While Illusion says that they don't plan on releasing the controller just yet, its eventual release will most likely have a big effect on the H-game market.

..So, with motion controls being the next big thing in gaming, crotch controls must be next, right?...

Thoughts? Opinions?....Jokes??
 

Durxom

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Chainsaws_of_War_2 said:
This is just too awesome, can you add a link to the source?
I would if I could, I would even post the picture, but its not very safe for work, and I really dont want to get put on probation or anything for posting it up =S
 

Snotnarok

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Sweet now I can play Tie-Fighter with a good stiff joystick.

See what I did tharrrrr?
 

badgersprite

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If this could be converted to multiplayer, I guess that would bring a whole new meaning to T-Bagging...
 

bpm195

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I just hope there's a version for people that have a Duke instead of a S controller.
 

Tonythion

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Oh those crazy perverted GENIUSES. I mean I'm still in the developing stages of 3D porn, its rather hard. ...........................................no pun intended.
 

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Durxom said:
Japanese eroge(H-game) developer Illusion, has just released a techdemo of one of their new games but with a twist....you can now control the action on screen with your junk. The controller in question, has a large hole in it, filled with sensors that will translate the user's grinding and thrusting into action during the game. While Illusion says that they don't plan on releasing the controller just yet, its eventual release will most likely have a big effect on the H-game market.

..So, with motion controls being the next big thing in gaming, crotch controls must be next, right?...

Thoughts? Opinions?....Jokes??
Put the link in spoilers with the spoilers saying NSFW, and you should be fine. Pictures would be a no-no.
 

lostzombies.com

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What could forward-backward thrusting possibly be translated into for a game?

A game about opening doors? Picking up cans of paint by their handle? The fork from a forklift truck? Sweeping the floor?

.....Ok now I'm actually sold on the idea :D
 

Chamale

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I think it's pretty clear what the news will say, and Penny Arcade already had someone say it:

 

AstylahAthrys

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*reads post* Wait, what? *reads post again* Seriously? This is... bizarre. Japan comes out with the strangest stuff. Needless to say, I won't be using it because I can't use it, but it's kind of funny that they made this.
 

Emilin_Rose

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badgersprite said:
If this could be converted to multiplayer, I guess that would bring a whole new meaning to T-Bagging...
Dude. How did you even think of that?

And on the subject at hand, what about one for women in the future?