Your "joystick" can now actually be a joystick!

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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captaincabbage said:
Gigaguy64 said:
Im only surprised that this wasn't made sooner.
Seconded.

Come on Japan, give us a motion controlled boobie simulator!
Why stop there?

Motion controlled sexbots. Robosexuality will make going trough the hassle of dating real people obsolete. Because, you know, these days who wants to deal with real people anyway?
 

SimuLord

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chimpzy said:
captaincabbage said:
Gigaguy64 said:
Im only surprised that this wasn't made sooner.
Seconded.

Come on Japan, give us a motion controlled boobie simulator!
Why stop there?

Motion controlled sexbots. Robosexuality will make going trough the hassle of dating real people obsolete. Because, you know, these days who wants to deal with real people anyway?
He hasn't seen the propaganda film!
 

Keava

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And where is the female version of such fancy and interesting peripheral ? I demand equality ! I demand satisfaction from my gaming time too! They already made vibrators you can plug to iPod that respond to music rythm, so why not game controllers! Yeah!

... I guess there is market for everything in the end, but i think in the end i'll stick to my smooth, lusciously curved mouse with those sexy little bumps and the nub of the scroll wheel (Rated R for Rawr)
 

Danzaivar

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And this is from a country that still censors the penis and vagina from being depicted. The mind boggles.
 

captaincabbage

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chimpzy said:
captaincabbage said:
Gigaguy64 said:
Im only surprised that this wasn't made sooner.
Seconded.

Come on Japan, give us a motion controlled boobie simulator!
Why stop there?

Motion controlled sexbots. Robosexuality will make going trough the hassle of dating real people obsolete. Because, you know, these days who wants to deal with real people anyway?
And, in turn, humanity will be obsolete/extinct. Jeez dude, haven't you seen Futurama!?? D:
 

x EvilErmine x

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This made me lol, frankly i'm surprised it took them so long in the first place.

Oh and to all you people out there who think that this sort of thing is wrong and abhorrent need to wake up and take a good look at the human condition. Throughout history people have used technology to get a shufty at some porn of some sort. When we only had letters you can bet that a good few naughty ones were sent, then we have the invention of the polaroid camera....how many candid snaps were taken on them bad boys over the years do you think? Next came home video cameras...and the rise of the armature porn industry, the Internet...(see here www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRgNOyCnbqg), naturally this is the next step there's even a word for this kinda thing and that word is dildonics...(i shit you not)

P.S.
Keava, give it a bit of time....i'm sure one will be along shortly lol.

P.P.S
I'm not some sort of perv or sexual deviant btw...i can just see where this sort of thing is going because i'm not a prude who pretends that sex is dirty and wrong and should be used solely as a means of continuing the species.
 

Dexiro

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I can't wait to play multiplayer x3 I wonder if it's compatible with the Move controller as well!

I'm a bad person D:
 

Celtic_Kerr

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Keava said:
And where is the female version of such fancy and interesting peripheral ? I demand equality ! I demand satisfaction from my gaming time too! They already made vibrators you can plug to iPod that respond to music rythm, so why not game controllers! Yeah!

... I guess there is market for everything in the end, but i think in the end i'll stick to my smooth, lusciously curved mouse with those sexy little bumps and the nub of the scroll wheel (Rated R for Rawr)
I honestly think it's a whole new level when you can make a MOUSE sound sexy
 

smeghead25

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crimsonshrouds said:
[insert obligatory japan is weird joke]

That was interesting to say the least o_O
I'm not entirely sure that's what you're meant ot be inserting...

OT: Yeah I saw this too... it's... strange.

It's like if the Power Glove had been made to be used for players to... play singleplayer... with themselves. Sadly it probably would have been more effective than it actually was.