Your Last Stupid Decision

Vern5

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Mine goes a little like this:

*Me sitting on the couch with a bowl of Chili and Cured Hot Dogs*

"You know, I think these Cured Hot Dogs have been making me sick," I said to no one in particular. "Maybe those last two times were just flukes..."

*Me sick on the couch 4 minutes later*

"Yep... really should've stopped eating those earlier"

This was about 30 minutes ago, by the way. I still feel ill. Stupid hot dogs...

So, Escapistos, what was your most recent dumb decision?
 

Muunokhoi

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Got into a bet with a mate about picking up a king brown snake result;

$200 earned from bet

$2000 Hospital bill (the rest covered by medicare)

Look on mates face when I got bitten priceless
 

DanielBrown

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"Oh, going out tonight? Better bring this bottle of 80% stroh rum!"
Drank it pure. Doubt my failing liver liked that.

Luckily the bottle is empty now.
 

SckizoBoy

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Letting work decide when I take my annual leave. I am currently making my way through the shitest week of the decade this far... :(
 

TIMESWORDSMAN

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"Hmm, this stew is a little old, I wonder if it's still good?"

*inspect*

"Smells of sour cream, was there milk in it? There're also bubbles... Eh, it's probably fine."

FOOD POISONING
 

TIMESWORDSMAN

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Muunokhoi said:
Got into a bet with a mate about picking up a king brown snake result;

$200 earned from bet

$2000 Hospital bill (the rest covered by medicare)

Look on mates face when I got bitten priceless
Here, let me fix that for you.

Muunokhoi said:
I got into a bet with a mate about picking up a King Brown snake, result:

*$200 earned from bet.

*$2000 Hospital bill. (The rest was covered by medicare)

*Look on my mates face when I got bitten, priceless.
There ya go!
 

Shockolate

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"Fuck yeah I'm up for another keg stand!"

This was unfortunately one keg stand too many.

Beat my best time though.
 

Vern5

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rhizhim said:
Vern5 said:
Mine goes a little like this:

*Me sitting on the couch with a bowl of Chili and Cured Hot Dogs*

"You know, I think these Cured Hot Dogs have been making me sick," I said to no one in particular. "Maybe those last two times were just flukes..."

*Me sick on the couch 4 minutes later*

"Yep... really should've stopped eating those earlier"

This was about 30 minutes ago, by the way. I still feel ill. Stupid hot dogs...

So, Escapistos, what was your most recent dumb decision?
i thought you would like to know some awesome stupid decisions that might cause your death.

you know, last stupid decision like:

"i am going to catch all that dangerous zoo animals with my makeshift pokeballs!"

he died that day.

otherwise, how do you know that you that THAT was your last stupid mistake in your life?
"Last" as in being one's most recent action. If I was asking about decisions that lead to death then I would have used the word "Final" to avoid confusion.

Words are tricky things, no?
 

lacktheknack

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Yesterday: "There's a midterm this morning. I can take my usual route, but I will probably be a few minutes late because of the snowfall. I know, I can try this other route that takes ten minutes less, I just have to bear standing outside..."

NOPE.

When the bus arrived at the alternate bus stop, it was literally too full to get on. It was like a Tokyo subway car.

Apparently, my school likes to put midterms for EVERYONE on a holiday. That went over well.

So I was significantly later than I would have liked to be.
 

Icehearted

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Opening this thread.

*rimshot*

I kid, I kid.

Last decision? I've got brutal insomniac and a nasty caffeine addiction, so a 16oz coffee at 9pm sounds like it deserves a big fat stupid sticker.
 

DugMachine

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"One more episode of Game of Thrones before I go to bed..." *rest of season 2 five hours later* "Guess I'm not sleeping tonight."

Oh and buying Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. It's a fun game and all but I played it for a week, went back to LoL and now I just have no desire to play it ever again. Waste of $25
 

klown

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Hrm, being a massive insomniac, I decided to be nice and pick up an extra shift at work at 6 am. 1 hour of sleep, dealing with people for 9 hours was probably the dumbest idea I have had in a while.
 
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TIMESWORDSMAN said:
Muunokhoi said:
Got into a bet with a mate about picking up a king brown snake result;

$200 earned from bet

$2000 Hospital bill (the rest covered by medicare)

Look on mates face when I got bitten priceless
Here, let me fix that for you.

Muunokhoi said:
I got into a bet with a mate about picking up a King Brown snake, result:

*$200 earned from bet.

*$2000 Hospital bill. (The rest was covered by medicare)

*Look on my mates face when I got bitten, priceless.
I'm sorry that I felt the need to make my own idiosyncrasies your problem. You may have thought that someone in the community was trying to interact with you in a meaningful way...you were wrong. I'm sorry that I got your hopes up.

I realise now that it's probably low self-esteem, or possibly deeply rooted(and possibly repressed!) childhood trauma that compells me to correct the grammar of perfect strangers on the internet for precisely zero personal gain.

A new leaf has been turned(and stapled to the floor, so there's no going back). Let's be good to eachother, and stay classy.

Peace, love and empathy.

TIMESWORDSMAN.
Fixed it for you.

It's good this correcting people biz. We'll have the forums sorted in no time!

OT: In the past couple of years I've bought many games that I've barely played, these feel like very definite mistakes.

Most recently, I damaged my wrist through my own carelessness.
 

TIMESWORDSMAN

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Sexual Harassment Panda said:
TIMESWORDSMAN said:
Muunokhoi said:
Got into a bet with a mate about picking up a king brown snake result;

$200 earned from bet

$2000 Hospital bill (the rest covered by medicare)

Look on mates face when I got bitten priceless
Here, let me fix that for you.

Muunokhoi said:
I got into a bet with a mate about picking up a King Brown snake, result:

*$200 earned from bet.

*$2000 Hospital bill. (The rest was covered by medicare)

*Look on my mates face when I got bitten, priceless.
I'm sorry that I felt the need to make my own idiosyncrasies your problem. You may have thought that someone in the community was trying to interact with you in a meaningful way...you were wrong. I'm sorry that I got your hopes up.

I realise now that it's probably low self-esteem, or possibly deeply rooted(and possibly repressed!) childhood trauma that compells me to correct the grammar of perfect strangers on the internet for precisely zero personal gain.

A new leaf has been turned(and stapled to the floor, so there's no going back). Let's be good to eachother, and stay classy.

Peace, love and empathy.

TIMESWORDSMAN.
Fixed it for you.

It's good this correcting people biz. We'll have the forums sorted in no time!

OT: In the past couple of years I've bought many games that I've barely played, these feel like very definite mistakes.

Most recently, I damaged my wrist through my own carelessness.
Thank you. That made me smile for a full ten minutes. I applaud you.

Even so, I feel it would be prudent to point out that one should place a space after an ellipses, and that Internet should be capitalized.

Seriously, I like your style.
 

Tartarga

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Touching the cigarette lighter in my car because "it didn't look hot". I didn't realize I had pushed it in thus making it hot you see. Yes I know i'm an idiot, moving on.
 

That's Funny

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I thought drinking half a bottle of Vodka and Irn-Bru with a Polish guy sounded like fun. It was. Until I ended up throwing up in their toilet and all over the bathroom walls.

Yeah my liver still hasn't forgiven me for that.