Your left index finger is a gun that has just fired

[Sumtaedium]

KITTY NO.
Why'd you have to keep jumping on the desk? ;_;

 

[Phenakist]

Not so bad, just a large hole in my desk and my speaker controls are kinda broke, but you know, could have been worse, but 15 seconds ago I was adjusting my fly...

 

[Harry Mason]

My Girlfriend.
0_0

 

[flyingwithsharks]

Half of my face is on the floor.

 

[Radelaide]

There goes the window... my bad.

Also, I saw the title of this and immediately thought...
Momma, just killed a man;
Put a gun against his head;
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.

 

[maturin]

Uh, shit. Right where my ribcage diverges.

 

[the_hoffs_ego]

I was biting my fingernail...... whoops

 

[Urgh76]

Nothin too maj- MY NECK

EDIT: Captcha: Splitting naain....... what the hell's a naain?

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

So I just lost my left knee... But I didn't betray the IRA, I don't deserve this!!

 

[Slangeveld]

Shot trough my side I guess. Missed the kitten sleeping on my lap by an inch.

 

[Stammer]

I was leaning on my hand with my fingers hanging loosely. The bullet just travelled through my desk and keyboard and went right through my groin. AUGH!!

 

[InanimateObject]

Great... I had my left hand in a fist, resting on my left knee so I've probably lost my whole left leg and half my arm- and blown my chair halfway to Narnia so I'm sprawled on the floor too. Oh,the indignity.

 

[yusukethehedgehog]

... Well shucks, I appear to have decapitated myself.

 

[tehannihalator]

I have lost the means to reproduce.

 

[Laurie Barnes]

OH GOD! Welp, so much for my right leg and testicle.... On the bright side I'm gonna make millions once I figure out how to do that again on command.

 

[inFAMOUSCowZ]

Damn I had my finger right on my temple. I'm guessing I wont survive.

 

[Mstrswrd]

Part of my desk, my keyboard, and my floor. I have another keyboard, so whatev's.

 

[Mutough]

Through my cellphone, through the table, into my knee. Ouch.

 

[ender214]

I just lost my right arm. This could be problematic...

 

[Mordekaien]

Let's just say I won't have to inhale/exhale anymore...