your life story....in 3 sentences.

[steampunk42]

here is the scenario: All humanity has been told that everybody's life story is being recorded for future generations to read. Here is the catch, each person is only aloud 3 sentences and you are not aloud to abuse the comma, semi-colon, colon rule....it must be three normal sentences. so what would you choose to be your 3 sentence life story?

 

[Radeonx]

It all started out when I was born. I came out, already beaming with an unimaginable level of awesomeness, but nobody would know just how awesome I'd become. 23 years later, I am the equivalent of god.

 

[Irridium]

I was born in July. I hate the animal know as the fly. I love to eat delicious pie.

 

[PUR3_GAM3R33]

I love anime!

I love video games!

I hate school!!!!!

 

[RanD00M]

I was raised in a nice home.I had an okay childhood/teenage years.Then I did stuff.

 

[steampunk42]

if you are not dirty at the end of a day you are not living your life. fireworks plus your best friends always equal a good time. these last two sentences are what i think made my life so great in my mind, good friends a fun life and lots of explosions.

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

I came. I saw. I conquered.

 

[PsionicAtlas]

I started a naive innocent child. Was bullied, beaten and oppressed. I ended happily fighting with martial arts and parkour.


That is the best way to sum up my life lol.

 

[Quiet Stranger]

I live in a giant bucket. I'm feeling fat and sassy. I'm also a bonanah

 

[Cliff_m85]

Fap. Nap. Fap.

 

[Westaway]

I was born a start child, with my only adversary would be the imfamous super computer only known as Warlock Druid 2.0, or for short, HAL. My unicycle was a usefull tool when creating the internet hit WillWest info Compendium, news at 4. I died buried next to Chuck Norris on the bright side of Pluto.

 

[theironbat46]

I came. I saw. I got the t-shirt.
OR
It's a work in process.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I have a lot of dreams. Many of them unrealistic. I have never been a fan of reality.

 

[Some_Jackass]

I'm awesome. Haters can't stand it. 22 years of this shit.

 

[Triforceformer]

Birth. Realize my dad is an asshole even when sober. Murmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurdaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaidermurmaider

 

[Biosophilogical]

I was born. I am currently alive. Eventually, I will die.

Damit Ninja'd though I'd change it slightly.

I was born. I am currently alive. I did not live long enough to die.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Everything we knew was a lie. Do not believe what they are telling you. Freeman is coming.

 

[pyrosaw]

I lived a disney-esq lifestyle. Then middle school happened. Tits.