Your most embarrassing moment

[Anachronism]

Erm, I think I may keep you in the dark, if it's all the same. I'm kinda hoping that the person it was about hasn't seen it yet. He probably has, but I'll keep quiet, just in case....

Fair enough. I've got plenty of stuff I wouldn't want to tell people on here about.

I once fell down an "up" escalator. You know how in cartoons, the character gets stuck and falls forever? Well, that's not how it goes. You fall, and you fall very quickly. The only difference is that the stairs come up to punch you in the face.

Like this, for instance. Although it's funny enough that I don't mind people knowing I've done it. The other stuff... well, suffice it to say that no one will find out about it.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

Didn't know there was a white mind and a black mind.

Aaah, you know what I mean, Scamola. Not trying to offend.

I'm not offended, I mght be if I was black though (I know you are), if you know what I mean.

Would it be safer to say "behaviorally" instead of "mentally"?
Also, do ALL of your avatars wield guns?

Ya see, now you're gonna make me feel like a politically correct douche. What I'm saying is, I would get mad if I was black and people would tell me that I wasn't acting black because I wasn't going around in a hummer with ma homiez, showing off my guns, saying fuck da po-lice and taking pictures of myself holding dollar bills while looking angrily at the camera.
You know, like the way some people would comment on a black person being so "well-spoken".

Also, It's not my fault all the film characters I like are gun-wielding maniacs. Maybe that says something about me.

 

[Fingerprint]

There just too many to choose from...

Maybe when I was showing off (or trying to) on my bike on a busy high street when I fell off and cut my knees and elbows to shreds. No one gave me much sympathy.

 

[SharPhoe]

Ya see, now you're gonna make me feel like a politically correct douche. What I'm saying is, I would get mad if I was black and people would tell me that I wasn't acting black because I wasn't going around in a hummer with ma homiez, showing off my guns, saying fuck da po-lice and taking pictures of myself holding dollar bills while looking angrily at the camera.
You know, like the way some people would comment on a black person being so "well-spoken".

Also, It's not my fault all the film characters I like are gun-wielding maniacs. Maybe that says something about me.

Okay, I got your point. I'll make sure to watch my words from now on.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Okay, I got your point. I'll make sure to watch my words from now on.

Ah come on, don't say that, you're gonna make me feel bad.

 

[matnatz]

Well, I had a mustache at 11, that sucked a bit. I'm hard to embarass though, I usually turn it back onto the person trying to do it.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Standing on a bottle of lube and it squirting the contents over a girl that I really liked at the time. Seriously, we were in Tesco, and I stood on a bottle that was on the floor. It squirted all over her...I got such a slap.

-_-

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't get embarrassed easily; when I do, I just laugh it off.
I was walking home with my friend Danny when I slipped on a grate, held on to him and stopped us both from falling, I just laughed all the way home, the girls behind me were saying, "Whys she laughing like that? if I did that, I'd be crying."

It's either a laugh or cry situation for me... I usually laugh.

 

[TIMESWORDSMAN]

A long time ago on an island far far away, 2002 and Topsail Island North Carolina to be exact. I was about eight years old and was throwing Pop-Its at cars. Long story short I eventually hit one and it stopped dead in it's tracks.
I saw the doors start to open and I ran inside the house as fast as I could (which was up one flight of stairs mind you) and leaped into my cot and hid under the covers. Well eventually they managed to get me out and I had to apologize to the people whose car I had hit. Which was incredibly awkward. I also got my Pop-Its taken away for the entire trip.

 

[MrLS]

I was jumping around in the classroom when nobody except me and my friend was there. I had no shirt on and we drew a big... gential stick on my chest, The Teacher walked in and went wtf, After came the rest of the class, All laughing, And then my mate decided to punch me. Right in the stomach. And i just had a big meal. Up came lunch.

And another time my female friend pulled down my pants in middle of school. Next week everyone was doing it on anyone they saw

 

[puppydogvaan]

I've had my skirt fall off in public. I tried to be smooth, but my entire family saw.

...or the time my mom was making deviled eggs (I was about eleven or twelve at the time) and I wander over and go, "How did you get the hole in the egg??" I heard about that one for years.

Not to mention, of course, multiple occasions of walking into things and falling down.

 

[Sronpop]

My life is a living embarresment, I work in McDonalds and drive an electric scooter which can't go faster than 25kph. WAAAAAAAY TOOOOOO MAAAAANY to name, most recent one was a few weeks ago. It was my mates 21st so were were getting royaly fucked up, I was dehydraded from work and was drinking liek a mad thing, eventually ended up in a friends house, more of a friend of a friends really but still. Ended up getting completely naked, puking on the floor and getting thrown out of the house. Got sick in the taxi home too. Havent seen the guy since, and yes, there are pictures unfortunately.

 

[master m99]

First was vomiting in the school daily assembly. Uncontrollable, but had about 250 witnesses. Good thing it was a private school.

ya..iv have been there...at least yours a was a private school 0.o

 

[Jharry5]

There've been a few, usually involving a large group of people and me and a lass. I'm still hearing about a few of these incidents...

Need I say more...?

 

[curty129]

There've been a few, usually involving a large group of people and me and a lass. I'm still hearing about a few of these incidents...

Need I say more...?

Yes. :l Details.

OT: I don't really remember any big embarrasing moments. I have many many little ones (Everyone probably has them) throughout my day ._. So much for appreciating the little things in life.

 

[goatzilla8463]

Standing on a bottle of lube and it squirting the contents over a girl that I really liked at the time. Seriously, we were in Tesco, and I stood on a bottle that was on the floor. It squirted all over her...I got such a slap.

-_-

WAH?! Why were you on a bottle of lube?

OT: I spent an entire party chatting up a girl and only to be told towards the end that she was lesbian.

Oh, how my friends laughed.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Me and a friend of mine had this thing going where we would say really creepy things to each other, just for the hell of it. One day, I had to phone her for something, and so when she answered the phone I said in my best pervert voice "I've seen your children..." (even though she has no children).

Then I found out that it wasn't my friend at all. It was her mother.

I hung up.

that was so bad, it made me laugh.

I feel for you, I truly don't.

I get embarrassed at a lot of things. Probably the worst was being publicly humiliated in the last year of primary school by some guy in P7 camp in front of about 200 people. It was for a talent show, and he was mimicking celebrities and stuff, then he decided to do me. I was not impressed, though everybody else thought it was hilarious to laugh at the short kid that played warhammer...

 

[Saika]

Well... to make an incredibly long story short, I went to a concert in New York (Mastodon), and waited outside for 13 hours in line on an extremely hot day in July. By the time we got inside, it was still a 2 hour wait, and once the concert was over, I could barely walk. I ended up having a heat stroke, throwing up 4 bottles of Gatorade and a ton of bile in a train station, bearly being able to walk, and spending both train rides home throwing up in the bathroom and having to cling to my best friend's shoulder to remain upright. If you know what public train bathrooms are like, you'll understand just how much of an issue that is. I ended up sleeping for almost 20 hours the next day.

...totally worth it, going to another concert in Boston on Friday with likely similar results (In Flames & Between the Buried and Me).

 

[Nepeccel]

I was walking into college after lunch and was on a sort of food-high (used to get hyper after eating), I notice a girl in front of me who was pear shaped. I decided it would be a good idea to say (louder than I intended) "wow, she's bottom heavy" and the poor girl heard. I went bright red and it was even more embarrassing because I never say things like that!

 

[T-Bone24]

In form class, I yelled this about another teacher (who takes over from any teacher who may be off), "Jack of all trades, master of fuck all!" My form teacher had heard me. D'oh!