Your most embarrassing moment

[similar.squirrel]

Lamenting about my life and the state of humanity to a girl I was going out with. Somehow, her mother got a hold of her chat-logs and fell under the impression that I was going to commence a Columbine-esque massacre. The police ended up coming to my house, I had to speak to school authorities and things were never quite the same again.
Lesson learned, though. Keep misanthropic/emo thoughts to oneself and enjoy the good times.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Attempting to rap at a friend's party.

Having to rap for a drama class assignment was my worst moment. Funny thing is, everyone agreed that I did the BEST job of anyone in the class, and I'm about as far from black as you can get, mentally.

you and Vanilla Ice have something in common then.

 

[SharPhoe]

you and Vanilla Ice have something in common then.

...You know, that thought never even crossed my mind. But now that it has, I won't soon forget it.
Thanks.

 

[DrDeath3191]

I do absolutely nothing embarrasing... that I would ever write about, so you'll just have to live with a little bit of mystery.

 

[_Janny_]

Somehow, her mother got a hold of her chat-logs and fell under the impression that I was going to commence a Columbine-esque massacre. The police ended up coming to my house.

You sir are my hero. The fact that the goddamn police thought you were going on a killing spree is just beyond awesome. If I were you, I'd totally write this on my tomb.

OT: I used to think I was full of embarrassing stories, but compared to some people here I'd just come off as boring, so I'll keep my mouth shut...

 

[TheMatt]

I once had sex for literally about 90 seconds before I came.

i apologized profusely and did her right about 30mins later but omg that was an embarrassing 30mins.