Your philosophy on life, the universe, and everything. (in 10 words or less)

[James Crook]

Don't fuck shit up if you don't want yours fucked up.

 

[Arbi Trax]

"If you think you can't improve your situation, try harder."

Alternatively:

"Keep calm and carry on."

Seriously, I've got no time for garment-rending and bemoaning your own misfortune. Sort yourself out!

 

[Spambot 3000]

I liek carrots. Om nom nom.

 

[BottleOfAwesome]

Do what you want because it isn't living if you don't
11 words but that'll just have to do.
Regarding the universe and everything else.. I don't think it really matters all that much.

 

[wulfy42]

Alternative answers:

Life is evil. Six times Six plus six is 42.

or

Can I get a refund?

or

God has a sense of humor, you'll need one to.

or

It all started with a gigantic fart, then went downhill.

or

The grass is always greener, unless you smoke it all.

or

Time does not exist, but waiting to die really sucks.

or

Memory. Experience. Choice. Coffee. Zombies. Sex. Aliens. Ninja. Video Games.

 

[Rabish Bini]

Easy.

"When shit hits the fan, have a pascall swirl"

 

[Abengoshis]

"Oh no not again."

 

[Jedoro]

I'll stick with the Grey Wardens on this one:

"In war, victory. In peace, vigilance. In death, sacrifice."

 

[nunqual]

Aut inveniam viam aut faciam

"Will I find the way, or will I do"

That's how I translated that.

Anyway, my philosophy...

Life is great, even if it's meaningless. Philosophy is bullshit.

 

[Reaper69lol]

Life sucks, and then you die

 

[martyrdrebel27]

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime, doubly so.

 

[King of Wei]

"Nothing is true, everything is permitted."
Thank you Assassins Creed for helping me put my thoughts to words.

 

[darthcendiarygrenade]

Oops.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

"Don't Take Yourself So Seriously. Other People, Even Less."

 

[darthcendiarygrenade]

Do what you want because it isn't living if you don't
11 words but that'll just have to do.
Regarding the universe and everything else.. I don't think it really matters all that much.

Y'know; a semicolon in the right place fixes that problem.

 

[LadyTiamat]

Be a cloud and make rainbows!

 

[Manji187]

The only thing we really, truly know;

We know nothing.

Socrates right?

But the way you've phrased it makes it seem a paradox. If we know nothing...then we don't know that we know nothing...then we can think we know something = trouble ensues.

OP: A combination: "It's just a ride....why so serious?"

 

[alandavidson]

Live so that your life is not regretted by anyone.

 

[hitman_7]

Nothing is true, everything is permited

 

[Doclector]

The only thing we really, truly know;

We know nothing.

Socrates right?

But the way you've phrased it makes it seem a paradox. If we know nothing...then we don't know that we know nothing...then we can think we know something = trouble ensues.

OP: A combination: "It's just a ride....why so serious?"

Y'know, it's funny, people keep mentioning him (her? Socrates could be a female name, i'm not sure) whenever I say something philosophical, yet I don't know much of him. I've heard of him, but not studied him. Either I'm the victim of some meme I've never heard of, I'm subconsciously absorbing philosophical teachings, or he's an ancient ancestor of mine or something.

And yes, a bit of a paradox, but you get my meaning.