Your recent experiences ------ in haiku

[ghostrider9876]

Playing Saints Row 3
Rival gangs getting me down?
Explosive bullets.

Argued with my wife
On Thanksgiving. Had a talk;
Getting a divorce.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Woke up around nine thirty
Did some errands for my mom
Played Twilight Princess

 

[similar.squirrel]

Dyed my hair purple,
Peroxide went up my nose;
Chemical mishap.


This is excellent. Reminds me of the haiku thread on PWOT.

Actually:

Oop!

nbamaniac, could I make a suggestion?

Every time somebody writes a haiku, they post their desired topic below it. If, for example, I were to write a haiku and write webbed toes after it, the next poster would have to write a haiku about webbed toes. Then s/he could suggest a topic, and so on.

 

[Dethenger]

Writing poetry
Would like to write a haiku
But I don't know how.

Winter disappoints.
Although it's cold and windy
There's no fucking snow.

It snowed like one time.
But it's long since melted now.
God fucking damn it.

 

[DannyJBeckett]

Encountered Frost Troll
Killed, had to restart dungeon
Now I save often.

 

[nbamaniac]

Dyed my hair purple,
Peroxide went up my nose;
Chemical mishap.


This is excellent. Reminds me of the haiku thread on PWOT.

Actually:

Oop!

nbamaniac, could I make a suggestion?

Every time somebody writes a haiku, they post their desired topic below it. If, for example, I were to write a haiku and write webbed toes after it, the next poster would have to write a haiku about webbed toes. Then s/he could suggest a topic, and so on.

A good suggestion
But topic spanned 4 pages
Better make new thread

 

[Brainpaint]

Got ingrown toenail
Pus is coming out of it
Taking antibiotics.

Played Rome Total War.
Bought it for 5 pounds last week.
It is addictive.

Dog was stuck today
Could not get down from windowsill
How did he get there?

 

[Queen Michael]

Read manga online
Thought "Sasuke's in this chapter?
Cool!" Shoot me, someone.

 

[Montezuma's Lawyer]

Everything sucks.
I don't want to work tonight.
I'm going to bed.

 

[Chromanin]

Empty oyster shell
Fragile spikelet of hulled wheat
Cold and discarded

 

[avante778]

WTF Dude seriously get a life, you have no idea what you are doing !!!

 

[Slash Dementia]

Haiku, I have failed,
I cannot write you anymore.
I simply give up.

Edit:
Stood upon a cliff;
Bandit is unsuspecting.
I shout: Fus Ro Dah!

 

[TehKnuck]

The Old Republic
Food and sleep secondary
Just one more mission

 

[Timberwolf0924]

sitting here at work
playing on the escapist
boss will get real pissed

ate a yummy pie
then I feel asleep last night
sun rise, she is gone

 

[Lunatic High]

I took a shit
Looked around for toilet paper
There was none

 

[DrgoFx]

Girl and I ended.
We will still be friends, though.
Single days for me!

 

[bojackx]

I wrote a haiku,
It wasn't really that good,
so what do you think?

Girl and I ended.
We will still be friends, though.
Single days for me!

That is five, six, five.
It should be five, seven, five.
Still I sympathise.

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Computing Exam
Surprisingly piece of piss
Time to buy Minecraft

 

[Nerexor]

Arrived at work late
Wanted to be productive
Escapist forums

Thursday mocks us all
So close to the weekend
But work tomorrow

Epic thunderstorm
Spark flash, rain lashing windows
Like spray of car wash