Your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. (with a twist)
- Thread starter Ickorus
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<color=purple>I have a Mac computer next to me.....maybe the zombies will hate them as much as I do and just leave me alone? 
you ppl are doing it wrong, look for the loopholes
to my left i have some scissors and of corse, my left arm
i guess i could stab a zombie in the back of the neck, severing their spine thus rendering them X_X, and i can use my left arm to grab other things and move them to my right arm and then proceed with the ASS KICKING.
fuck yeh.
to my left i have some scissors and of corse, my left arm
i guess i could stab a zombie in the back of the neck, severing their spine thus rendering them X_X, and i can use my left arm to grab other things and move them to my right arm and then proceed with the ASS KICKING.
fuck yeh.
Thought I try it again XD
Now I'm i my living room and to my left is... a box of good and plenty, a container of water, a jar of liver flavored dog treats, a staple holder, my mom's Jewelry plyers, boxes of beads and needles, a thing of salt, my Zebra finches XD, a lamp, the furniture the cages sit on, and my mom's computer.
Hmm maybe I'll use the birds and the dog treats to distract the zombies... while I escape. No wait those birds are so tiny, that they could all be eaten in one gulp and no one would be full XD.
I know I'll shove the containers at the zombies, run and use the Jewelry tools to fight the zombies. I can maybe bash a few heads in with some bead boxes and strangle my human competition with the string. The lamp will be my emergency weapon and I take the Good an Plenty for food supplies. The salt will also come so I can season any of my food and if needed I can always eat the Dog treats. Maybe I can train the Zebra finches to scout for me since they are so small and can warn me of danger XD
Now I'm i my living room and to my left is... a box of good and plenty, a container of water, a jar of liver flavored dog treats, a staple holder, my mom's Jewelry plyers, boxes of beads and needles, a thing of salt, my Zebra finches XD, a lamp, the furniture the cages sit on, and my mom's computer.
Hmm maybe I'll use the birds and the dog treats to distract the zombies... while I escape. No wait those birds are so tiny, that they could all be eaten in one gulp and no one would be full XD.
I know I'll shove the containers at the zombies, run and use the Jewelry tools to fight the zombies. I can maybe bash a few heads in with some bead boxes and strangle my human competition with the string. The lamp will be my emergency weapon and I take the Good an Plenty for food supplies. The salt will also come so I can season any of my food and if needed I can always eat the Dog treats. Maybe I can train the Zebra finches to scout for me since they are so small and can warn me of danger XD
To my left is a mirror which reflects back at me out the window directly at the gunstore.
Sooooo yeah.
Sooooo yeah.