You've just woken up naked next to the lead singer of the last band you listened to

[peduncle]

shudder, Jenna Rose.... crap, i'm a pedophile.........

 

[Sarahcidal]

I would be greatly curious as to what kind of crank I huffed in order for me to permit Mickey Avalon to convince me to jump his bones.
The guy has some catchy music, but attractive the man is not.

 

[SonOfStayPuft]

George Harrison.

I'd love to try to explain to my Fiancee how we woke up with a dead Beatle in our bed.

 

[Lerasai]

Regina Spektor. I'm not usually into girls, but she is amazing so I'd be lying if I said I were upset about it.

 

[Giantpanda602]

Billie Joe Armstrong...
Well, hes bisexual and I'm not so I guess I'd be having a pretty horrible morning imagining what happened.

 

[Da Chi]

Pinkie Pie. But seeing that they are mostly naked all the time I can assume nothing happened and I just wanted to fit in... Yeah....

 

[ddon]

Peter Gabriel? I like his music and he is a pretty cool guy but... What the hell was I thinking at the time!? Did I mistake him for a woman somehow!?

 

[katsumoto03]

Let's see... I was just watching Glee, does that count?

If not, I'm Jesse Lacey, which would be fucking awesome!

 

[sdafdfhrye3245]

Envy Adams. Awesome

 

[pearcinator]

Meatloaf...I just hope he doesn't roll on top of me...

 

[Kyman102]

Scootaloo!? Does this mean I'm a pedopony?!

Well, I suppose that's certainly worse than waking up next to all the other ponies in that show. Freaking Winter Wrap Up, apparently I'm a zoophilic manwhore.

 

[Yeager942]

Why hello there, Bill Gibbons. Would you mind if I fondled ol' Pearly?

 

[A Gent of Villainous Intent]

...

I just had a three way with two robots.

 

[MisterGobbles]

Craig Owens. Oh god, yes. YES. That's just great. I'm not even gay and that's great.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

I was listening to Outkast so both Big Boi and Andre 3000. Dope! Autograph time.

 

[open trap]

Tim Ripper Owens. Interesting.................................

 

[NezumiiroKitsune]

Angela Gossow; Arch Enemy.


Also the last song I listened too!

May I now receive the highest of fives. What a night that would be.

Edit: If it hadn't been her, the next artists down are In This Moment. Maria Brink. My iTunes just loves me today =)

 

[soulfire130]

so its either this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFt3OqmGSbI&feature=related

or the lead vocalist of Incubus:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXzuDXZwZtI

 

[SadistikPrinceDenari]

Just got done listening to the album "As of Yet Unnamed" by Mayhem. A furry techno artist. Who's a shark, and I have no problem with this. No problem at all.