you've turned into an npc from the last game you played

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what do you do now. is it a boss so your repeatedly killed by irritating hero's who grind kill you to steal all your stuff. or have you turned into a vender to scam the hero's out of all there money by selling them purple coloured shit.

 

[Yureina]

Mass Effect 2...

So many delightful options.

 

[Kevonovitch]

shit, well by now i'm proly a dead body >_> (cod:bo, the not-giving-activision-money vertion >=P)

 

[TriggerHappyAngel]

Hell yeah, now i'm The Merchant from Resident Evil 4...

- "What are you buying?"

 

[Marowit]

John Marston

*tip o' the hat*

 

[hermes]

I will go with a boss and try my chances against the hero... Almost every NPC in Castlevania ends up dead or worst, anyway.

 

[Count Igor]

Archdemon.
Hell yeah.

 

[DiscoLenin]

This would make me one of the FEAR 2: Project Origin clones,
which means my lifespan is short and I take orders from an evil little girl...
oh well, i get the cool armour at least

 

[Tallindor]

Painkiller. I think I´m going to die at the hands of a shaved bear with a stakegun...

 

[huigho1215]

prof layton.
who wants a puzzle?

 

[CloakedOne]

I'm a random Saber Guard from Force Unleashed II, he is my latest pain in the ass. Well, at least that bronzium armor looks pretty good with those red lightsabers. Could be worse. Ha ha! Off to kill the secret clone of the *bleck, dead*

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Stop! You've violated the law!"

 

[Wintermoot]

a POW from Metal Slug III THANK YOU! *salutes and drops a ROCKET LAUWNCHA from his boxer shorts *

 

[Frotality]

well the last game i played was metroid prime, so...

i guess im the little eyeball things that crawl around morphball puzzles, because those are the only npcs that arent killable.

so OP, thank you for reducing my existence to moving in a small repetitive pattern on a wall getting shot with every weapon imaginable as samus tries to find a weapon that will kill me.

 

[Pokeylope]

starcraft2, so i guess I'm one of those panda-guys that wanders around the map, please don't click on me

 

[KhakiHat]

Been playing a lot of SSX3 lately, so I'd have to say DJ Atomika. Grind em' rails baby!

 

[Grey Walker]

Bioshock 2...

Big Daddy (going to get killed)
Big Sister (same)
Splicer (ditto)

...Screw it, I'll go with Sinclair and hope he doesn't die at the end.

 

[SmokingMirrors]

Commander Gresh from Dungeon Siege.

"At last. An enemy who does not cower behind walls! I thought i'd die of tedium fighting these pathetic legionnaires. Let us see if your mettle is greater than that of your worthless kin!"