Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

This week Zero Punctuation reviews a rapper shooting up the Middle East to find his prized jeweled skull in 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand.

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Snor

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Sylocat said:
Um... quadruple thread, or is something wrong with my comp?
no he is just marketing his own show...a lot :p

haha the end is brilliant
 

Nexus424

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Oh god that last part.

Other than that funny stuff. Loved the subliminal messages.
 

k_rafftry

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Excellent. I like the idea that it's the prequel to CoD4. Maybe he's there as the same time, and fiddy is the one who sets off that big a-bomb... While rapping... about bitches...
 

SoupsMan

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Oh Yahtzee, I hope you have donned your flame retardant suit, commenting on racial/social situations is always bad news. Nice subliminal picture there.

Though I must say, your ending leaves something, like the sentence needs to be fini
 

Ronwue

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That was a bit more ranty than usual, and not towards the game. I don't hate rappers myself, but I'll never play that game... Maybe if someone payed me to do it.. but I'm sure even then I'd find a game that is better. Still... I didn't even know 50 Cent had a game... let alone two.
 

Garrig

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Huh, at least I'm going to be one of the early ones. Hot damn, that was a good ZP, especially with the touches of pseudo-subliminal 'advertising'.

Though I have to wonder just which pub you had that picture taken, and just whom the bloke next to you was?

>.> And I swear, I heard you saying knickers, despite what the delicates are going to pop in here and whine about.

Priceless.
 

MajWound

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Hooray racism!

This is about what I've come to expect from Yahtzee...being absolutely right about everything that has to do with video games.
 

crepesack

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i found this pretty humurous, i never expected anyone to take this game "seriously" i agree fully with you on the whole materialistic rap mecrob.
 

DirkGently

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I think that was the best punchline in any ZP. Seriously, this is quite possible my favorite ZP now.

And I might just rent BoS.