Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

[Dragon_Nexus]

That ending caught me so totally by surprise...I laughed for ages!

Love the subliminal messaging too. And the soap box. No-one soap boxes like Yahtzee.

 

[Fricken Hamster]

Yahtzee and I tend to agree on many subjects...

 

[Owned by 3 year olds]

That ending was NOT RACIST great.

 

[The Great JT]

Any idiot could see that .50: BotS would be bad. I mean, anything rappers have done has been bad since 1989.

Yahtzee, if you read this, please do a review next week that you want to do completely on a whim.

 

[sgtshock]

Holy crap that ending caught me off guard. The speech at the beginning and the subliminal "NOT RACIST" messages seemed like a cheap way of adding humor while also preventing "OMG U R SO RASIST" e-mails, but it was really a very long build-up to the hilarious end joke. Well done.

 

[-Morbid-]

Excellent, the ending was awesome.

 

[thesillyoldbear]

Anyone see Sean Noonan from Midway games tweet about Yahtzee?

http://twitter.com/Aneurexorcyst/status/1349515209

"2:00pm EST: Zero Punctuation appears to have gotten worse in the few months I stopped listening. The guy is an idiot."

And don't flame me, I'm just reposting it.

 

[EchetusXe]

haha, I see Yahtzee managed to dig up a photo of himself with a non-white person. Wonder how much time was spent searching for that one?

Anyone see Sean Noonan from Midway games tweet about Yahtzee?

http://twitter.com/Aneurexorcyst/status/1349515209

"2:00pm EST: Zero Punctuation appears to have gotten worse in the few months I stopped listening. The guy is an idiot."

And don't flame me, I'm just reposting it.

Opinions stated on Twitter don't count as actual opinions.

 

[ABN THUG 210]

The last part was good.

 

[TheECP]

LMAO at the end.

 

[YoungZer0]

I laughed very hard at the ending.

 

[robinkom]

The final bit was side-splitting hilarious. Even the parts before it where he mentions a world where everyone makes fun of each other and everyone laughs is the honest truth, not to mention desperately necessary.

I am not a racist... I do make racist jokes though. You'd have to know me most likely to know that it's just that: jokes. I'm of Middle-Eastern decent and frequently make jokes about my heritage, especially around my co-workers because I enjoy making uptight white people uncomfortable. I try to make fun of everyone though, just so no one feels left out.

Yes yes, Hip Hop aint what it used to be.

Indeed it is not and this is coming from predominant Heavy Metal fan. That being said, I vastly prefer the work of Run DMC, Sugar Hill Gang, Ice-T & Body Count, Digital Underground, Fat Boys, Public Enemy, and NWA while modern "artists" like 50 Cent can go parachute into the nearest Iraq-based mine field for all I care.

 

[henrebotha]

...I'm actually surprised this game got off so easy. Would have thought Yahtzee would rip it to shreds. I mean, come on... All this is, really, is 50 Cent being a 14-year-old. Yeah, let's release a game, starring me, where I, um, I go into the Middle East, yeah, and kill a whole bunch of everyone so I can get my bling back. Yes! Possibly the most retarded premise for a game ever.

I find it so sad that the gaming industry went the same way as the music industry: ridiculous, uncreative, high-budget bullshit gets published and makes a killing, while bedroom indie developers on a shoestring make epic works of art that go completely unnoticed by most everyone.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

not your funniest review but that ending joke had me in stitches. I likes your subliminal "not racist" pictures.

 

[Ihateyazhee]

What the hell is wrong with you all??? "The last bit was hysterical"? WHAT THE FUCK You laugh constantly for a fuckin damn racist joke you dumb fucks go fuck yourselves you damn racists!!!

 

[Ihateyazhee]

I swear to god every dumb fuck thinks making a black joke is funny???? Dumb fucks lucky i dont know in real life oh it would be on

 

[Tanzka]

What the hell is wrong with you all??? "The last bit was hysterical"? WHAT THE FUCK You laugh constantly for a fuckin damn racist joke you dumb fucks go fuck yourselves you damn racists!!!

I see what you did there, if you fail at logic hard enough it might come round and make some sense.

 

[crimped]

LMFAO!!!!!! horrid game, absolute spot on review!
throwing my hat in... i loved the last joke too!!!

 

[stratta one]

Yahtzee my good sir, your going to hate madworld

 

[thenewprince]

ok... yes i'm black... and yes the end ...hell the entire bit was fucking hilarious