Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Kanashe

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Hmmm...I don't know what to say. It was abit funny, but not a huge "OMG!!!THIS IS LOL!!! ROFL!!! YAHZTEE U IS GOD!!!!111" thin', it was a simple "Hehe...Yeah that's funny abit" thin'. Maybe it's just 'cause he picked the game, I mean it's a game that has 50 Cent in it, murderin' people because of some crystal made skull. It's already a joke as it is, you can't possibly make it even more funnier. It's like tryin' to make fun of an Uwe Boll movie, but they're so bad that there's just no point in it. The only people who would actually call this a game are 50 fans an morons who play GoW and Halo 24/7.
 

tiamat5

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Another cheap shot. If Yahtzee has a problem with Killzone 2, why doesn't he just come up with a review and say it? This is the second time that he has mentioned Killzone 2 to promote crappy games like House of the Dead Overkill and 50 cents. What I don't get is why is it that well thought out, polished games always get so much scorn, while games that are sloppily done and stupid get praises just because they admit to being stupid.If someone came up to you and admitted that he was a retarded jackass, would it make him any less of one because he admitted it? So because House of the Dead Overkill cussed and crassed it's way to fame that means we should be giving it awards and praises. Lots of people work their asses of to make a game that is polished and well done only to have it ignored. Then some idiot comes also and makes some half-ass piece of garbage and gets praises for being stupid, brainless and violent. Gamer logic astounds me to no end.
 

bartholen_v1legacy

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Damn, I was looking forward to RE5 finally. Guess it hasn't come in Australia yet :´(

Pretty good, but Yahtzee spent too much time faffing about hiphop and how embarassing a culture it is. The idea of a CoD4 prequel was brilliant.
 

admiraljustin

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All around another great review.

Games like this make me wonder how the marketing people actually think, they have to know that merely slapping 50 cent on a game won't make it worthwhile. Then again, marketing managers are only slightly more evolved than bridge trolls, so that may explain some of it.
 

Radu889

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Nice ending : Then we can make a perfect world, but they don't know anything about work, the lazy nig-. Epic win. That bit should have had an orchestral song that filled the idea with beauty basically taking us to the beatiful world and then you drop the n bomb and we all laugh ourselves to tears.
 

ak82

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Your only kidding yourself. I thought you were supposed to be reviewing games and not social groups. I dont really want to hear your opinion on hip-hop, and i am even less interested in hearing your opinions of black people.

I've never seen such a blatant attempt at someone trying to convince themselves, and the rest of the world that they are not a racist. If you weren't it wouldnt have been an issue, you wouldn't even have mentioned it, and you would have just reviewed the game, instead of spending 50% of the time talking about black people and how your not racist.

But the sheer fact that there was a 'stereo typical hip hop black person', on the cover made you go on a ridiculous rant. Why should it be embarassing that 50 cent got discovered by Eminem? Are you even listening to yourself?

Im all for fun and games, and i lol'd at the ending that was genuinely funny (though black people would prob not agree), but still. Stop kidding yourself, and go out and socialise and broaden your horizons.
 

TwistedEllipses

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I'm loving the over the top plot for this game, contrary to what ZP said it does sound like the writers were taking the piss...
 

Gormers1

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I was thinking "this will be interesting" when I saw what game it was. And it was. Great and hilarious review/video. Especially the ending like everyone says.
 

Kanashe

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tiamat5 said:
Another cheap shot. If Yahtzee has a problem with Killzone 2, why doesn't he just come up with a review and say it? This is the second time that he has mentioned Killzone 2 to promote crappy games like House of the Dead Overkill and 50 cents. What I don't get is why is it that well thought out, polished games always get so much scorn, while games that are sloppily done and stupid get praises just because they admit to being stupid.If someone came up to you and admitted that he was a retarded jackass, would it make him any less of one because he admitted it? So because House of the Dead Overkill cussed and crassed it's way to fame that means we should be giving it awards and praises. Lots of people work their asses of to make a game that is polished and well done only to have it ignored. Then some idiot comes also and makes some half-ass piece of garbage and gets praises for being stupid, brainless and violent. Gamer logic astounds me to no end.
I think the main problem is he say's somethin' bout Killzone 2, the people who actually like it will call him a hack. Wich won't be to far from the truth, I guess his main idea is to piss off Killzone 2 fans just like he did with MGS fans, SSBB fans, Sonic fans etc. As for the crappy games getting better medals, well I guess it's either two things: 1. The less the game has you thinkin' the better Yahtzee belives it is or 2. The shittier the game is, the less he can ***** bout it, over hype the good points an then turn to a good game an bash the shit out of it.
 

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Northover32 said:
<<<Not Racist haha took so long to pause it at the right time.

that last part was just like the southpark with Mr. Garrison when they scare all the black people out of town... haha if you've seen it you'll understand.
I thought that when he said it :p I thought that was particularly daring of Yahtzee ^^
 

Erana

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My inner pollitically correct nagging ***** was made extremely confused, and is now hitting her head on the inside of my skull...