Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

Mr.Pandah

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The whole thing was funny, but that ending just made it hilarious. You don't need me to say good work, but damn, I'm still laughing about that last bit.

And everyone who is on the edge about the ending...get over it, honestly, hes just making a joke.
 

tijuanatim

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I'm sure this is about 90% of the posts before me but damn, the last 10 seconds of the video had me in tears.
 

Vesper24503

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Blood in the Sand is actually a good game, even more so than Gears of War because the controls handle so much more smoothly. The game doesn't take itself too seriously, neither should people who play the game.
 

chenry

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I can't say anything that hasn't already been said, so I'll just say BRAVO and leave it at that.
 

Lord Doom

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I loved the cut off at the end. Best joke ever. Also, loved the subliminal message that kept popping up.
 

Danzaivar

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ak82 said:
Your only kidding yourself. I thought you were supposed to be reviewing games and not social groups. I dont really want to hear your opinion on hip-hop, and i am even less interested in hearing your opinions of black people.

I've never seen such a blatant attempt at someone trying to convince themselves, and the rest of the world that they are not a racist. If you weren't it wouldnt have been an issue, you wouldn't even have mentioned it, and you would have just reviewed the game, instead of spending 50% of the time talking about black people and how your not racist.

But the sheer fact that there was a 'stereo typical hip hop black person', on the cover made you go on a ridiculous rant. Why should it be embarassing that 50 cent got discovered by Eminem? Are you even listening to yourself?

Im all for fun and games, and i lol'd at the ending that was genuinely funny (though black people would prob not agree), but still. Stop kidding yourself, and go out and socialise and broaden your horizons.
Obvious troll is obvious.

Black people have a different sense of humour now do they? Racist!
 

Arcyde

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What a heartwarming picture of yahtzee.

One of my favourite reviews so far.
 

Nigh Invulnerable

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tiamat5 said:
Another cheap shot. If Yahtzee has a problem with Killzone 2, why doesn't he just come up with a review and say it? This is the second time that he has mentioned Killzone 2 to promote crappy games like House of the Dead Overkill and 50 cents. What I don't get is why is it that well thought out, polished games always get so much scorn, while games that are sloppily done and stupid get praises just because they admit to being stupid.If someone came up to you and admitted that he was a retarded jackass, would it make him any less of one because he admitted it? So because House of the Dead Overkill cussed and crassed it's way to fame that means we should be giving it awards and praises. Lots of people work their asses of to make a game that is polished and well done only to have it ignored. Then some idiot comes also and makes some half-ass piece of garbage and gets praises for being stupid, brainless and violent. Gamer logic astounds me to no end.
Lower budget games, like Blood on the Sand here, that don't take themselves seriously are being more honest than big name games that think they're the second coming of Christ. Games like Killzone 2, Halo X, etc. all proclaim themselves 'art' before they're out the door and then turn out to be ho-hum, or at least not as great as promised. When a game doesn't get a lot of hype and doesn't pretend to claim to be 'art' but turns out to be fun it wins me over way more than an epic story filled with 'interesting' characters and excellent gameplay. A flawed game that admits its flaws is infinitely cooler than a game like Killzone, Halo, or Half-life.
 

Eruanno

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Must... destroy... mankind... ah, wait that's another subliminal message I recieved earlier today. Sorry about that.
 

OblivionWolf

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Nice one. Better stay out of places like New York and LA for a few weeks anyway though. Angry people there seem to want to get violent just about anytime anyone notices them. Though I don't see any of the ones stupid enough to think that was racist having enough money for a flight to Australia, so you should be ok.
 

I Mav I

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tiamat5 said:
Another cheap shot. If Yahtzee has a problem with Killzone 2, why doesn't he just come up with a review and say it? This is the second time that he has mentioned Killzone 2 to promote crappy games like House of the Dead Overkill and 50 cents. What I don't get is why is it that well thought out, polished games always get so much scorn, while games that are sloppily done and stupid get praises just because they admit to being stupid.If someone came up to you and admitted that he was a retarded jackass, would it make him any less of one because he admitted it? So because House of the Dead Overkill cussed and crassed it's way to fame that means we should be giving it awards and praises. Lots of people work their asses of to make a game that is polished and well done only to have it ignored. Then some idiot comes also and makes some half-ass piece of garbage and gets praises for being stupid, brainless and violent. Gamer logic astounds me to no end.
The reason why he doesnt review it is too piss people like you off...im not joking, Yahtzee is possibly giggling with glee evertime someone posts something like this...
 

Trentdaddy

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As a unemployed black gamer in this tough, hard to find a job economy, I'm severely offended by the comments mentioned at the end of the video.


I'm so kidding, it was funny (but risky....thought it isn't like he did this at the Apollo)