Zero Punctuation: 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand

[DangerousNewb]

Not you too, Goddamit, its Mainstream music thats shit. Try looking at Indie Labels and you'd be surprised

 

[theklng]

Hahahaha really funny, and amazing ending.
50 Cent games suck....Big surprise...
Seriously though, by expanding his view, I thought Yahztee would have meant talking about multiplayer and playing mainstream, big titles, like Resistance 2, or other large titles. AS much as I'm for laughs, it is kind of pointless reviewing a blatant turd of a game.
Good commentary on the rap mindset though.

he already reviewed gears of war 2, so for him reviewing killzone 2/resistance 2/any other generic shooter would be pretty pointless. at least in his way of thinking.

 

[Aptspire]

1:29 repeat ad nauseam/comprire
XD

 

[Thirster]

loved the subliminal not racist, great reference to father ted.

 

[gufu]

I enjoyed the review. Lol at the end, censor-sniping joke.

 

[Goldbling]

Yes yes, Hip Hop aint what it used to be.

i wasnt aware it was ever good... anywho that review was awesome, not laughed as hard at a ZP for a while now nice ending

Har har har, I hate when people talk about rap music then wonder why a black kid beats them up... seriously you dont see me going around talking about rock or country or whatever you listin to

 

[jimduckie]

well yahtzee is right again so i guess it's not a must buy oh well back to kz2

 

[Gerazzi]

way to paint a huge bullseye on your forehead for every minority rights group (strangely containing everyone who's NOT in that minority) to shoot at, I'm quite frankly oddly alienated in the way you presented that, it made me sort of angry but the tragic twist is that you're for the most part right... and it would be a better world without minority groups sponsored by everyone who's scared of being called racist homophobic or otherwise words that make them seem unlikable. They keep on whining about the smallest things that you start to think they are just doing it so they keep a paycheck

 

[hopeneverdies]

I lol'ed at the ending, funny review, also why did 50 Cent want to make two games about him shooting people? Doesnt he do that enough in his songs..by songs i mean speaking really fast with music in the background xD

You mean lip singing really fast with someone else speaking and music in the background? Seriously a lot of the artists (really stretching the term for a lot of people) lipsing.

 

[chuckman1]

Oh the ending (looks around quickly and then starts laughing).

 

[CrafterMan]

Oh my christ that was bloody brilliant hahahaha

The lazy...

 

[Taccer]

He's been getting better recently, but
That. Was. Classic.

 

[kaziard]

Yes yes, Hip Hop aint what it used to be.

i wasnt aware it was ever good... anywho that review was awesome, not laughed as hard at a ZP for a while now nice ending

Har har har, I hate when people talk about rap music then wonder why a black kid beats them up... seriously you dont see me going around talking about rock or country or whatever you listin to

ok well that was an interesting post 1. i dont need to wonder why i got beaten up seeing as i dont get into fights of trivial differences between peoples tastes 2. why would it be "a black kid" last time i looked any music could be enjoyed by anyone quit beeing ignorant 3. feel free to speak yer mind about metal im not insecure enough to be riled by any insults against it and last dont be so sensitive

 

[KaZZaP]

The lazy nig-

best part of any ZP ever

 

[Jamash]

Mr Garrison did that first, but I still laughed hard.

As a matter of fact, it's from the British sitcom Father Ted.

Which in turn probably drew inspiration for that joke from Blazing Saddles.

"The Sheriff is a Ni"DONG!

It's still funny though, no matter where the original inspiration came from.

 

[Russian Redneck]

I haven't laughed this hard at a ZP review for a long time. Most of the time I politely chuckle at the clever animations, side-jokes, and ridiculous metaphors but this time I literally fell out of my chair laughing (note: I did not actually fall out of my chair). The final credits snippet was also clever: "Barack Obama probably likes 50 Cent since he's always talking about 'change'". Oh Yahtzee~

 

[Teh_Doomage]

That was absolutely hilarious.....ah, music these days.

 

[Abnaxus]

The ending was pure family guy humor !