For me this was the best ZP video of the year, Yahtzee was so on point that if he was any more on point his bum cheeks would be rubbing up against the assassins hidden blades.
There really isn't one as far as I can tell. After the third game and 2012 plot was wrapped up, they started hinting about a new plot with Juno.....but they've more or less just been treading water since then, either not knowing what to do with the future storyline or they just stopped caring at this point.SlumlordThanatos said:But I've been gone so long, I have no idea where the overarching story is. I really don't care enough to get back into the series.
Silentpony said:He does kinda fall into that Nostalgia Critic/AVGN little loop were everything was better back in the day, doesn't he? The type of guy who would look you in the face and say Godzilla 1954 has better graphics and looks more believable than Pacific Rim or that compared to Gordon Freeman's massive characterization Commander Shepard might as well be a piece of stale toast on a white napkin.Samtemdo8 said:Yatzhee I hate to tell you this, but Prince of Persia: Sands of Time is overrated.
I mean that game is extremely piss poor by todays standards. Combat is bare bones and just reduced to spamming. Platforming has no skill and momentum and its all just timing.
And the plot, oh the plot, was nothing special. Despite the Prince constantly telling me how enthralling his story his.
But I've been making that same rant about Silent Hill 2 for years and Yahtzee has never responded.
What, the sad developement of Yahtzee not using unique and humorously pertinent music as review bookends anymore?Mangod said:So, because I was curious to see how the series has evolved, I went back and watched all the ZP AssCreed episodes, in order. And... it's really a rather sad development, actually.
Assassin's Creed [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/16-Assassins-Creed].
Assassin's Creed 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2].
Brotherhood [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2519-Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood].
Revelations [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5114-Assassins-Creed-Revelations].
Assassin's Creed 3 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6516-Assassins-Creed-3].
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8424-Assassins-Creed-IV-Black-Flag].
Unity [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9920-Assassins-Creed-Unity-Review].
Syndicate [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/106803-Assassins-Creed-Syndicate-Review].
I feel like there should be an "/s" at the end of that post.Kwak said:What, the sad developement of Yahtzee not using unique and humorously pertinent music as review bookends anymore?Mangod said:So, because I was curious to see how the series has evolved, I went back and watched all the ZP AssCreed episodes, in order. And... it's really a rather sad development, actually.
Assassin's Creed [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/16-Assassins-Creed].
Assassin's Creed 2 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1148-Assassins-Creed-2].
Brotherhood [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/2519-Assassins-Creed-Brotherhood].
Revelations [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/5114-Assassins-Creed-Revelations].
Assassin's Creed 3 [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/6516-Assassins-Creed-3].
Assassin's Creed IV: Black Flag [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/8424-Assassins-Creed-IV-Black-Flag].
Unity [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/9920-Assassins-Creed-Unity-Review].
Syndicate [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/106803-Assassins-Creed-Syndicate-Review].
The sad developement of his voice changing timbre as it lost all the vain hope of youth and settled into the bitter concessions of middle age?
Your community service of collecting all those links and painstakingly copy/pasting them is much appreciated.
Howsabout you bite me, Gen X.Yahtzee said:because we can't be arsed to lift a finger and put the same effort in, like the entitled fucking Millennials we are.