Zero Punctuation: Call of Duty 4

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Call of Duty 4

This week on Zero Punctuation, the most requested review of all time, Call of Duty 4.

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Watershed

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Quality as usual. Slighty Shocked that he likes a game beyond the orange box and silent hill. May have to check this one out.
 

ShadokatRegn

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Thats interesting that a series like this takes an alternate route and maybe doesn't suck.

Brilliant review, as always.
 

zen5887

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Well done Capt'

I stayed up to 3:22 am aussie time to watch it and im darm impressed!
 

Alcari

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soo, what we learn from this is that requests get fulfilled, as long as we whine enough.

*boingo, boingo, whoopy knickers* I agree wholehartedly.

also, I believe "soap" is a nickname, though that probably makes it even worse.
 

SomeBlackGuy

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COD 4 was an excellent game, prob one of the best thats came out in recent years and deserves nothing but praise.

Nice review, good job taking a jab at the whiners, seems like an endless amount of them in the recent reviews.
 

Annom

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Nice review as always and finally a game that needed a zero punctuation got it.
 

TheTimeRanger

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HAHA i loved it :D

Even though you were happy about the game, all your points are exactly what i thought as well.
I burst out laughing at the chef and the fart joke, but then again i am a sucker for that sort of profanity.

Thumbs up!
 

ElArabDeMagnifico

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Ok wow the guy who absolutely nitpicks on every single minor and ignorable flaw in The Witcher gives CoD4 the praise it doesn't deserve, great, I expected this to make people realize "hey, this game doesn't deserve all the dick stroking it usually gets" but low and behold, even Yahtzee is sucking it off.

Great game, over-rated beyond belief.
 

JATS111

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LOL! The one brit whos been if the complete series, and he looks like some German Porn star! made me lugh soooo much!!!
 

beddo

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Not a bad review but he didn't talk about the multiplayer aspects. Also, I think all the reviews are a bit too short.
 

SomeBlackGuy

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beddo said:
Not a bad review but he didn't talk about the multiplayer aspects. Also, I think all the reviews are a bit too short.
He never plays multiplayer, all the halo 3 fans whined about this when he did the gaylo review.
 

Kenkaku

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I was waiting for the comments on the British portion of the game which I ironically found to be some of the most memorable moments outside of the US' 'Shock and Awe,' which I guess isn't all that surprising since we're comparing a stealth unit's badassery to Call of Duty 2's World War II's hilariously voice acted British individuals that shout 'wanker' every second on the second in the most high pitched, stereotypical British accents you'll ever hear in your life.

But now that Yahtzee has given into the recommendations of the crowd, we can only expect more and more recommendations even if they take the chance of being thrown out of a plane and landing anus first onto a towering skyscraper.

...

Review No More Heroes, please.
 

Ambition

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I dunno - There are *much* better ZPs out, this one seemed a little uninspired. Perhaps a lack of enthusiasm, who knows.

Here, I'll tell you how to do your job again:

Don't listen to crying idiots when they ask you to review something.

Next Tuesday night, when you're busy "Oh Shitting" the next ZP together and us American's are all celebrating an assassinated President's birthday,hopefully your usually razor sharp wit will return.