Zero Punctuation: Crysis

Murian

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Pugnate said:
Also this you need teh $5000 PC crap is getting really annoying. Most people who say that are either console fanboys, or console fanboys.

With a $200 8800GT you can play the game on high settings, that will make any other game pale in comparison.
So you know, I'm not a console fanboy, and I will still complain about the unreasonable power requirements of games like Crysis until those requirements go away, even if I like the games I complain about. Why? Because I can count the number of games with minimum/recommended specs on the box that have actually been reasonable in the last few years, on one hand, and not use all of it.

To drive this home, you've essentially said that "you need only spend $200 rather than $5000 dollars to play this game." Oh great, that $5050 game actually only costs $250 - when you include buying the game. How exactly is that any better? Yes you can say that the expenditure will benefit you in all games you play, but if only one game actually needs it to be payable then you are only really paying for that one game. A reasonable analogy would be buying a modern console to play only one game - just silly.

I apologise if this feels like a personal attack, because it isn't trying to be, your veiwpoint is pretty common, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous in my eyes. Crysis isn't selling well for a reason (~87,000 copies in the US in the first month), and this is the most obvious one.
 

Chalee

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I think you'll need a pretty powerful card to run just about any new FPS on the pc though, I can't see how you can say that it's only crysis that needs it...
 

Murian

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Except that the developers/publishers never directly admit that. Crysis itself has a reccomended video card of "7800 series or X1800 series or better" when plenty of benchmarking articles have shown that should clearly be "8800 series or HD2900 series or better." These specs never state the detail levels that should be expected either.
 

Chalee

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Yes that's a valid point and I agree with you there, sometimes the recommended specs are really just a big joke... But that was not what you were saying in the original post, and that's why I commented - it's just the original comment that you'll only need a powerful card for Crysis that I objected to :)
 

Murian

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hehe...sometimes....heh..... : /

I see what you're getting at - but my experience has actually shown me the opposite to be largely true.

My now year old X1950pro has only really suffered in Supreme Commander (unoptimized game) Rainbow 6 Vegas (again, unoptimized for PC) and Crysis. Everything else it has handled fine, and by fine I mean sustained 25+fps on largely high or max settings(with HDR etc) at 1280x1024. Not too shabby for a 'mid-range' card eh?

I'll admit that I have upgraded on the basis of performance of a single game - whatever I've been addicted to online at the time, like 2142 - but it's only been the games that suck up most of my time that have warranted that power. For me, Crysis doesn't have that power, since it's a mainly single player game. When I really want more frames in Team Fortress 2, or start playing something else online that my system can't quite cope with, that will probably be when I upgrade.

I suspect this sort of arguement would never have arisen had ATI released products that could compete on an even footing with Nvidia's, since graphics power would have advanced a bit more, and as a result more people would have Crysis capable hardware......
 

fundude365

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The Alien Ship levels are where the fun ends... except for being run over by a Jet on the Aircraft carrier, that never, EVER, gets old.
 

Somebody902

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Crysis really is all about graphics...and the whole invisibility thing. I finished it on a not-so-space-age computer and I have to say it sucks big time when you turn down the graphics settings...it has the exact same feeling as your typical summer blockbuster movie...bad-assed hero that does everything (I do mean everything...the US brings in an army of tanks and soldiers and they ask you to kill everybody on the way so they can pass towards the mine, where you are also asked to kill everybody on your own, not to mention the final boss battle), amazing special effects, and adrenaline, but just isn't all that fun after the cloak mode gets boring.
 

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I'm not sure if this is concidered un-natural. but i was actually good at manouvering the VTOL. I shot down the enemies in dog fights and the only 2 times i died it was because of those damn vortexes. The best part was that i played it on Delta and it was my first play through. I had abused the demo until i came to the conclusion that playing crysis on any level below Delta is for pussies. well, back to the VTOL. I could fly and shoot down aliens with ease and still people on Crysis message boards tell you to use the VTOL as a stationary gun in the air. WTF! For me it was like flying smething obeying my thoughts, doing exactly what i wanted it to do. PWNING aliens.
I'm not saying that i like crysis. I hate it and all it's fanatical fanboys (who if you ask me are worse than the Halo fanboys) who claim that the game is good and that its SOOOOO realistic. Yeah. The graphic is realistic. but koreans who can take a whole 30 rounds in the guts and laught at you is kind of annoying. Then we have the super koreanswith miniguns who is just a rip-off from "medal of hoinor, airborne"s super nazi elite with mg42s.
 

ComradeJim270

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Fantastic review, one of the best yet! This confirmed a great many suspiscions I had, and once again dragged over-looked deficiencies kicking and screaming into the light without unjustifiably making the game sound like shit. I wish more reviews would devote this sort of attention to a game's problems instead of taking a guillible and weak "glass-half-full" approach.

I was waiting for a good review like this to help me decide of I should wait on the game, and I think I will, I have more than enough shooters right now.

Also, probably one of the funniest yet, I laughed my ass off at the part about the helicopter. Even the tone was funny on it's own, the words "from space" were perfectly delivered. Well done!
 

Lance Icarus

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I didn't know anything about Crysis past it was really, really pretty and that you could blow up a LOT of barrels. Thanks for putting everything into light 'Zee.
 

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He even put "The Hands Resist Him" (the famous "cursed" painting) in there! Creepy. Does he have to have special cardiovascular training apparatus to speak for so long without catching breath? A very good review, as ever. I think Mr. Croshaw should review... [scratches head in a quasi-maningful way to indicate greater intelligence than he actually has] I've got it! "Dynasty Warriors 6" Heheheheh.
 

Lord_Ascendant

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The main point of contention here is "Does this game's Atmosphere make up for some gameplay 'whoopsies' or the AI being superheroes and are the aliens really needed. They fight like the Xenomorphs 'aka the thing form the Aliens movies' crossed with a jellyfish." If you can overlook some gameplay flaws this game is definitely good not great but then again what is, besides Guild Wars, but seriously consider this if you are one of those people that likes killing Koreans and Aliens.

My $0.02 in this conversation. Now can Yahtzee please review something that warrants his attention. Like Timeshift or something. Something that needs a swift kick in the head
 

Paulv

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The video doesn't play on my computer. All I see is the egg. :(

I just switched to Ubuntu. I installed Adobe Flash for Linux, and can play YouTube and other video sites without a problem.

Does anyone have any advice?
 

DigitalHappyMeal

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uhhhhh SPOILER ALERT!?!??!??!

YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS GAME ISN'T BASED ON SLAUGHTERING ORIENTALS ON AN ISLAND???!?!
I want my money back AND a more informed therapist
 

BonsaiK

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I don't hate Crysis because it's pretty.
I don't hate Crysis because it's slightly unrealistic with various bits and pieces.
I don't hate Crysis because it has high system requirements.
I don't hate Crysis because of the alien spaceship business.

I hate Crysis because the *actual gameplay itself* sucks a steaming pile of fresh poo.

Just putting that out there, because there seems to be some confusion.
 

Chalee

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You mean you don't enjoy turning invisible, grabbing a korean by the neck, and flinging him down a cliff?

You heartless monster!