Zero Punctuation: Dragon Age: Origins
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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finally, some one who understands about yahzee's method of review, there are always things to complain about be it the lack of originality of it or that it's just pants on head retarded. But whether its a good game or not is a different point, I may be wrong in assuming this about yatz' but some one who would have played it for 25 hours with out trying to shove the controller through the screen, would usually still be there because it's enjoyable...Hallow said:
besides he doesn't really have chance to admit a liking for the games because of his fearsome reputation for defiling them, but in some he does suggest.
I guess there are still people who still don't realize that Yahtzee shares a lot in common with Simon Cowell; British,sexually ambivalent, and paid to rip something apart, which in Yahtzee's case is games. The whole point is that he's supposed to criticize a game in the most creative way possible while throwing in a dick reference or two. People affected by Yahtzee's negative criticism are like Christian fundies who get angry at the scientists for coming up with theories far more plausible than "invisible man makes universe, worship him."
Now if you're offended by his alleged lack of talent, then what the fuck are you doing here, then? Pissed off that Yahtzee gets paid to troll gamers while you have to hold a regular job like the rest of the world? If you don't like it, avoid it. That's why I don't watch most of the tripe on The Escapist.
Now if you're offended by his alleged lack of talent, then what the fuck are you doing here, then? Pissed off that Yahtzee gets paid to troll gamers while you have to hold a regular job like the rest of the world? If you don't like it, avoid it. That's why I don't watch most of the tripe on The Escapist.
I personally have dumped well over 40 hours into the game, and there still is no end in sight. Dragon Age is a game which neither wants to end, nor is it balanced well. before i installed any of the DLC, the enemies were able to remove my entire party's kneecaps, while bosses simply oneshotted Allistair through the heaviest armor i had obtained upto that point. upon installing the DLC, the game becomes a triviality, with problems only occuring when the dragons, ogres, and bosses use their "fuck you up the ass with a chainsaw" moves. the gap between normal and easy difficulty is a trench a thousand miles across.
