Hm, Yahtzee making an effort to find a new and inventive MMO? Is it raining custard? Have my legs suddenly turned into Belgian tourists?
Good God, it's for real.
Oh, wait, he's ripping the shit out of it. Thank goodness, I'll spit out those Asprin and keep typing.
Never even heard of EVE until today (no I didn't look at the ads, what do you take me for, someone with money?), and after today, well, I won't go near it without a flamethrower and a spray gun full of Holy Water. Never being much of an MMO fan myself, you pretty succinctly pointed out eveything that needed to be said:
Tries to be WoW.
Fails miserably.
Still murders your social life with a pickaxe.
Good man. Funny, angry and laced with bile. Not unlike my porn collection.