Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero World Tour
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Me and my mates universally suck at singing, bar one friend who can actually hold a note and all that stuff, so we won't suffer the "nobody wants to sing" problem. I'd also like to thank Yahtzee for helping me prove to said friends the existence of McGowan's chews. With the exception of the vocally-talented one, they all accuse me of hallucinating that sweet highland confectionery. 
The Deus Ex song was awesome beyond mere words.
The Deus Ex song was awesome beyond mere words.
flaming_squirrel said:
Mausenheimmer said:
Shiuz91 said:
DJDarkViper said:i can guarantee thirst three responses have NOT seen the video
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Sorry to hear Australia still dont have Rock Band
Good job on proving yourselves retarded guys. Posting before the video actually finishes? Nice job, really. Is being "First" so important to you that you'll post and then edit? My God.Entharion said:I don't really follow Guitar hero, but I'm sure you make something epic from it
[edit]As I predicted! priceless! and epic as well, thank you for your entertainment Yahtzee!
Thanks Yahtzee for helping me with my Guitar Hero World Tour vs. Rock Band dilemma. I have Rock Band, and all the peripherals, but i was always debating if i should get them again for World Tour... and now I know not to. Ill still buy the game cuz i have 2 Guitar Hero Guitars, but screw the drums and mic.
And the Deus Ex song was legend. The sequel part made me lol so much. Although I did enjoy Invisible War, you were right though it was dumbed down way too much.
And the Deus Ex song was legend. The sequel part made me lol so much. Although I did enjoy Invisible War, you were right though it was dumbed down way too much.
I thought the drums on this game are very unresponsive, It has a slight delay so it's very difficult to get the timing right. It really annoyed me because a lot of the songs require speed and pin-point precision, but with a problem like that it's downright impossible to get it 100% right. Are Rock Band's drums any better? 'cause I'm all for the drums, but if Rock Band's suffer from the same delay problems I'm not getting it.
COD:W@W would be a pretty predictable review. We Americans making yet another video game of our greatest war victory in recent history. Crappy graphics, jerky animation, all greys and browns to promote realism, because we all know that everything in the real world is only shades of grey and brown, boring voices, and typical Yahtzee humor to round it out. Did I miss anything?Darthracoon said:
As for World Tour, this is one of the few of Crowshaw's reviews that I actually found boring. Dunno why. Might be because I've never fallen into the Guitar Hero/Rock Band craze. Perhaps its one of those "you have to play it to enjoy it" videos.
LOVED the Deus Ex part! apart from that fair enough I guess . I don't play console games so much so I am a stranger to guitar hero at best. Also being in Australia doesn't really help you any especially since you're a videogame reviewer and half of those are probably banned over there because it's not appropriate for those all so sensitive kiddies... oh well.
. I don't play console games so much so I am a stranger to guitar hero at best. Also being in Australia doesn't really help you any especially since you're a videogame reviewer and half of those are probably banned over there because it's not appropriate for those all so sensitive kiddies... oh well.
I've heard "Nuvole e lenzuola".
That's utterly difficult for an italian to sing. I would need to hear it at least 10 times to learn the words, not to mention the rythm..
I don't ask myself anymore how that ended up in GH. I just want to see english speaking people (I want to see YAHTZEE) singing it..That'd make my day.
That's utterly difficult for an italian to sing. I would need to hear it at least 10 times to learn the words, not to mention the rythm..
I don't ask myself anymore how that ended up in GH. I just want to see english speaking people (I want to see YAHTZEE) singing it..That'd make my day.
EXACTLY. I was expecting.... well, ANYTHING else.klc0100 said:
Given, funny is funny, I was just hoping to hear him lay one on LBP, or something...
LOL! this review has it down to a tee, i got the drums, guitar and mic, waiting for the bass, because the place i preordered from have forgotten the little people.
So Basically We Ask Who Wants to play guitar who wants to drum and whoevers left has to SING :|
I had to be drunk to sing and even then oh look i cant get the pitch right, unless i hum!
the guitar slider is a pile of wank truly, i cant use it and just stay glued to the top 5 notes!
So Then The Drums Kick In And My Friend Is Pissed off, being a real drummer he says wtf is going on i have to bash them so hard, it leaves nasty little white marks on the drums making them look worse everyday, the cymbals can be fixed with a bit of masking tape, but that means you have to open up the bottom and spack about with them, but still theres no fix for the bottom drums
buy this game with a roll of masking tape and a spanish dictionary and youre sorted.
Best Thing Was I Just Said To myself, i want to see guitar hero world tour on zp and here it is lol
So Basically We Ask Who Wants to play guitar who wants to drum and whoevers left has to SING :|
I had to be drunk to sing and even then oh look i cant get the pitch right, unless i hum!
the guitar slider is a pile of wank truly, i cant use it and just stay glued to the top 5 notes!
So Then The Drums Kick In And My Friend Is Pissed off, being a real drummer he says wtf is going on i have to bash them so hard, it leaves nasty little white marks on the drums making them look worse everyday, the cymbals can be fixed with a bit of masking tape, but that means you have to open up the bottom and spack about with them, but still theres no fix for the bottom drums
buy this game with a roll of masking tape and a spanish dictionary and youre sorted.
Best Thing Was I Just Said To myself, i want to see guitar hero world tour on zp and here it is lol