Zero Punctuation: Nier

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

Nier

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Nier.

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[Bayushi_Kouya]

Anyone else get a nonworking video screen?

 

[Srdjan]

NPC in cement shoes, is this first time you say this?

Forget it, it was good review, good, not perfect, you are becaming lazy.

 

[Strong Intelligent]

The pun at the end was the best thing ever to grace to universe. Seriously.

 

[Dr. Crawver]

up to your usual standards

 

[Wislong]

His voice still sounds like someone raped it with sandpaper =\

 

[Hazy]

The standard fare - enjoyable, funny, yadda yadda yadda.
You know what I'm going to say: Good work.

 

[hvwarrior]

funny as usual but i had heard about the game before not missing much i guess

 

[MowDownJoe]

"I almost had a Nier-death experience!"

CUE THE WHO!

...On the other hand, don't... this one video game podcast I listened to threw out so many "Nier" puns, i neirly gouged my ears out.

...GAH! NOW YOU GOT ME DOING IT!

 

[Boneasse]

Good show as always. Thanks for that.

Let's see how far Square can actually pull the fetishism. I for one, will be looking forward to that!

Might have to give the game a go, though, now that it's received a bit of praise-

Oh, and don't make fun of people watering their melons! Sheesh.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Haha, that bit with naming him Twattycake made my day.

Great work as always.

 

[Denamic]

Those puns were inevitable.

 

[Jark212]

Well if I'm forced at gunpoint to buy a Square Enix game, Nier would be the game I'd buy...

 

[davidcrew]

Yeah, i only heard of this game just last week, and I wasn't at all impressed with what it was touting. Seriously, I feel like Square should just stop releasing things that have a poor thought out development scheme.

Dev team:
"Derr unlikable characters mixed with, bloom to hide the lack of texture details, combined with a lack of engaging action seems like a win-win!"

Gamers:
"nooooo"

 

[No-Superman10]

Holy crap how did i not see Nier coming?

 

[Studoku]

I hadn't heard of the game either and, judging by the review, I can tell why.

 

[Brad Shepard]

Good review, as always, have fun with Skate 3.

 

[mchoueiri]

kinda saw it coming anyway nice review.