Zero Punctuation: Ninja Gaiden 2

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Ninja Gaiden 2

This week, Yahtzee unravels the mystery of the Ninja. Well, at least the mystery of Ninja Gaiden 2.

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Vault Citizen

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I like the references to the ability to lop off limbs.

Of course Yahtzee is always the first to point out how noticeable a female characters cleaveage is.

The question he raised about can you complain if you expect a game to be hard was also interesting
 

MiniMaharu

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Oh wow.
I had heard that Ninja Gaiden 2 was a good game.
Now I might have to try it myself and hope that there's at least some good out of it.
 

DarthTirith

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Interesting I guess, I didn't really laugh quite as much as other reviews but.. Can't win them all. The whole bit about the womens stupidly large tits was quite funny.. I'm a simple man.
 

JackH

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Gaiden sucks, the difficulty level is insanely hard and frankly the Japanese designers are way to eagerly at wacking off at bloody 4 oraficed blood fountains

PIRATES ROCKS!
 

spudpuffin

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great as usual i didn't expect it to be that hard and bad camras are part of the flaws not the challenge
 

Daniel Pharos

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Brilliant one, will watch it again right now. Thanks Yahtzee! Until next week, damn, 7 days minus 5 minutes to go.
- Yahtzee Addict
 

Surggical_Scar

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After a brief haitus of watching ZP (and when catching up, not being too impressed with what I saw), today's video was...better.

I have to say, when Yahtzee gets angry over a game, it's usually pretty good, but when it misses the mark, I can't help but wonder if I should be smiling or skipping to the next gay/tits joke. But nevertheless, it was funny, confirmed all my beleiefs on how rip-your-nuts-off-and-feed-them-to-the-dog-difficult NGII was going to be (being on of the many who never got past the 1st boss in the previous installment due to a lack of Neo-like reflexes and the fact that I could be doing something more constructive with my life, like removing all my toes with a bolt cutter), and, rather than the E3 naysaying, was actually balanced.

I know it's far too presumptious to think Y hisself reads these comments, but if he does, please, please bear this in mind:

We love you, and when you rip into something, it's usually gold - but there's a fine line between being critical and being negative. Keep it fair (if only to a token level), keep it bitter and keep 'em coming.
 

y8c616

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hahaha i love the little dig at the wii at the start:)
oh and i wish yahtzee would stop ripping mgs4; yeah, the cut scenes may bore a newb, but its entirely necessary for die hard fans of the series.
 

bulletproof12

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good review. but i wonder what difficulty he played it on? because path of acolytes is easy, warrior is annoying, mentor is insane and master ninja gives me nightmares. and am i the only who had no camera trouble, and never had peoples arms fall off without a significant amount of work?

that being said the part where you get hit my an un-avoidable exploding shuriken made me laugh my ass of because of how true it was. i now have an urge to go finnish beating it on mentor, but i know if i do i will have to accept yelling at the TV for hours on end.