Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

[xMacx]

war rail shooters...perhaps they'll bring back operation wolf?

 

[Clippy]

Amusing as always to watch, although, personally, I quite enjoy the game. I've always had a thing for rail shooters. *shrugs* As said, the ham-fisted dialog is always good for a laugh.

Note: The game handles like a turd with the Zapper. In fact, the Zapper is a piece of junk. Even Link's Crossbow Training plays better without it.

 

[duel]

i used to quite like rail shooters

and i can relate to the seaside arcade remark ^_^

good times

 

[asdaa]

its 4 mins long and it was posted 5:08 u commented at 5:11 u cant have watched it all by then.

pwnd

WOW, you really needed the Scooby crew to realize that right?

 

[ComradeJim270]

This is funny. I got no sleep last night, and therefore lack the cognitive ability to come up with something more to say about it at the moment.

Um. Well done!

 

[sammyfreak]

The evil dude with the cape, hat and mustache may be the funniest thing you have drawn yet.

 

[Vaupell]

Zero Punctuation: Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee goes underground with the Umbrella Corporation.

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Ahh yes AWSOME/GREAT review as usual, always a pleasure.
99.5% agree with your reviews. cept for the valve part

 

[RAVENBOI22]

omg, that was hilarious XD! EA syndrome lol...

 

[Alphazero]

I'm glad Yahtzee has brought some attention to the very real problem of tingling hooker sense. If you, or someone you know, senses a tingling hooker do the right thing and see a doctor immediately. While some claim, "the tingling lets you know it's working," the fact is distraction from tingling hookers is quickly becoming the leading cause of automobile accidents in our country today.

I thank you.

 

[billy-j]

so true, loved the bit about the dialogue

P.S. did anyone notice he nearly ran out of breath at about 1.35?

 

[NoPantsMan]

review Last Express!

 

[MGG=REVIEWS]

the fact the game is bad makes these reviews brilliant.

 

[blackfly01]

Hee, hee! Thank you Yahtzee, for getting me ready to face another day! I'll admit I liked the original first three RE games even if dressing Jill up as a hooker killed the credibility of her being a soldier of sorts, but the future of the games has been just a little too cartoony for its own good and seeing a game journalist recognize Resident Evil 4's sense of anti-horror and goofy characters good or bad deserves a cheers on my part. So, cheers!

Also: was Yahtzee on the verge of laughing when he was describing the Tyrant, or was that just for demonstrating it having a heart on the outside of its chest?

 

[Alcari]

Nice one as usual.
And don't bother with the zapper, it's like it's custom made to annoy the hell out of you, and make every game more complex and bothersome.

Ahh yes AWSOME/GREAT review as usual, always a pleasure.
99.5% agree with your reviews. cept for the valve part

so you agree with the "good friends" part?

 

[njsykora]

I love rail shooters, and I love Umbrella Chronicles. I also have a zapper (suck on that).

One of the funniest ZPs in a while, almost wall to wall giggling.

 

[Da3DaLuZ]

Nice one again Yahtzee. I like the fact that you didn't really complain about the game, just a subtle thrashing for an ok game.

 

[The Tingler]

did anyone notice he nearly ran out of breath at about 1.35?

Yes! I thought so! Getting old, Yahtzee! Or it's all that Valve spunk.

 

[SaintSinner]

Yahtzee, you are a god among men!

Thanks for the lunchtime laughs, bud.

-SS

 

[jabrwock]

Also please contact us if you liked the Painkiller short I did last week because apparently you are a deviant and must be culled

Does it count if you smirked (although in pain) it because it reminded you of depressing interview sessions where you've had to put up with candidates who very nearly did exactly what happened in the short?

Muhmorpehger!