Zero Punctuation: Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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I'm gettinng the PS2 verson but i'm got to get it online because no shops are selling it because it's a previous generation game . Assholes.
Dumping on the Wii will never get old. The Wii deserves to be dumped on at every given opportunity. Until Nintendo wants to release a proper next gen system and not just a gamecube with a bad gimmick they deserve all the scorn and criticism that they get.Icecoldcynic said:
"Oh fuck a pink dress, shit's getting real!" was definatly my favourite quote too.
wow, two wii games in a row Yahtzee!? thats pleasing for me, because it means you won't rat on a particular wii game that i would rather you left un-shat-on... then again, it probably won't get over to you for another 3 months anyway -_-
i only hope his description of the running away scenes was packed with hyperbole, because i've got the game in my house (am saving it until after the exams) and have been really looking forward to it, hoping for a good scare... I haven't played many Horror games though, so maybe i won't be as experienced as our good critic here and will find them slightly scarier than housewives.
wow, two wii games in a row Yahtzee!? thats pleasing for me, because it means you won't rat on a particular wii game that i would rather you left un-shat-on... then again, it probably won't get over to you for another 3 months anyway -_-
i only hope his description of the running away scenes was packed with hyperbole, because i've got the game in my house (am saving it until after the exams) and have been really looking forward to it, hoping for a good scare... I haven't played many Horror games though, so maybe i won't be as experienced as our good critic here and will find them slightly scarier than housewives.
If there's no very little blood, why's it rated M? Also, why is there a creepy-looking little girl on a swing there on the cover?
I liked the cats better, but what animal will he use next?
The arcade was poo.
Really funny review, I was waiting for this one.
...why did the fat fifteen year old girl urinate on Robert Pattinson when it caught up to him?
The arcade was poo.
Really funny review, I was waiting for this one.
...why did the fat fifteen year old girl urinate on Robert Pattinson when it caught up to him?
Sorry, man. He really wasn't even exaggerating when he describes how boring the chase scenes are, or how clinically scare-free the game is.riottrio said:
Actually, you know what's ten times scarier than Silent HIll: Shattered Memories?
Those commercials where people's credit scores are represented by furry, living numbers. Jesus Christ, those things freak me right out.
If they made a game in which you had to run for your life from those abominable specters of financial woe made flesh, now THAT would really hit the terror button hard.
That was good. I mean reaaaaaally good. I liked the twilight reference. But most of all I liked Shattered Memories going Godzilla on Homecoming and that other shit title. LOOOOOOOK! HOR HOR HOR! Keep in mind that not every week Y gets to give a thumbs up and be funny at the same time. The last time that happened was Infamous I think.
And from now on, anyone and everyone should be afraid of this:
Grrrr, ************, grrr.
And from now on, anyone and everyone should be afraid of this:
Grrrr, ************, grrr.
I know everyone and their dog has said it but, pink dress! Shit's getting real!
that has to be one of the best lines in ZP history along with 'pants on head retarded'.
I thought this game would fit into people's phobias by exposing them to their real phobias. Like a claustrophobic person plays the game and in one point the character gets chucked into a small, dark and confined area with no obvious means of escape and a tense atmosphere. That would make a claustrophobe very tense and maybe frighten them, but the game doesn't do anything like that.
that has to be one of the best lines in ZP history along with 'pants on head retarded'.
I thought this game would fit into people's phobias by exposing them to their real phobias. Like a claustrophobic person plays the game and in one point the character gets chucked into a small, dark and confined area with no obvious means of escape and a tense atmosphere. That would make a claustrophobe very tense and maybe frighten them, but the game doesn't do anything like that.
What? That was completely legit. The games DO take forever to release. Some (excitebots (I'm pretty sure Yahtzee won't like this)) don't get released at all in some parts of the world and the hardware DOES have problems. And before you say "you don't understand" I own one, love it and called in Jeoff.Icecoldcynic said:
I hit with my Axe was released one hour before ZP, and it's been 20 minutes and ZP has nearly 50 more comments. But than again IHWMA only has 1.
You misunderstood my post entirely. I dislike the wii, I own one but never play on it. My post was basically saying that insulting the wii just isn't entertaining anymore.Little Duck said:
