Hehe, there were a few lines that got me laughing out loud. "A child wielding a power tool" and "and my own retardation." That one was pretty good Yahtzee, not that you'll ever give a shit about us saying this =P Oh and Sight Jacking, with the eye fapping off at the computer, hilarious stuff.
Also...very unexpected game choice, and don't do Riddick next week! Pick another game!