Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: Battlefront 2

Johnny Novgorod

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Is it just me or suddenly every Star Wars protagonist is a woman? Rey in Force Awakens, Jyn in Rogue One, Iden in Battlefront 2...
 
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Johnny Novgorod said:
Is it just me or suddenly every Star Wars protagonist is a woman? Rey in Force Awakens, Jyn in Rogue One, Iden in Battlefront 2...
Yeah but next film we're getting Han Solo again. Because apparently thats what everyone was asking for
 

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Johnny Novgorod said:
Is it just me or suddenly every Star Wars protagonist is a woman? Rey in Force Awakens, Jyn in Rogue One, Iden in Battlefront 2...
Retconning Leia being the only one before. Though those toys still won't sell...
 

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Not sure about the first one, but I'm willing to bet the answer to 2 is an A Wing.

Or possibly an R2 unit
Nah... I'm not too up to date on all your E-Wings and W-Wings and whatnot, but I do know the lore clearly indicates that the X-wing is the halfway point BETWEEN the A-Wing and Y-wing, and I don't think the A-Wing is Appalachian enough to be its own grandpa. You get an A-wing when a Jedi Starfighter has a midlife crisis and has work done. I think that the offspring you're looking for is the ship from The Last Starfighter.
 

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A-Wing, Y-Wing, S-Wing, ****-wings. I think the important thing here is we should all agree EA are a fine bunch of lads. Those crazy cunts, with their shenanigans. Back in my day, in the future, we sure did have a blast together. But I'm afraid, I was very, very, drunk.
 

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I've fell out of watching the new ZP religiously every week, but I'm glad I came back for this one. I laughed out loud at least three times.

There's so much good material to make jokes out of with this game.
 
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A-Wing, Y-Wing, S-Wing, ****-wings. I think the important thing here is we should all agree EA are a fine bunch of lads. Those crazy cunts, with their shenanigans. Back in my day, in the future, we sure did have a blast together. But I'm afraid, I was very, very, drunk.
I think you meant Kotex with Wings. Cunts don't have wings.

Also, I remember a time when any game that was a movie or TV show tie-in was automatically considered trash. You wouldn't even look at it in the rental section of Blockbuster. And now here we are, with people complaining about a movie tie-in game being nothing more than a cash-grab aimed at fans of the movie. Do believe that's what it's supposed to be, kiddos.
 

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EA with guniea pigs makes me wonder what horrors they were sujecting them to. With the collosal fuk-up (three letter swear word achieved), perhaps Disney and EA will nuke each other and save us the trouble.