Zero Punctuation: The E3 Trailer Park

[I Mav I]

Fallout 3? Too much emphasis on cinematic gorey head explosions. I mean WTF are we all 13 year olds? I can just hear the shareholders now..."I know, make people's heads explode when you shoot them. Oh the kids will love it, the more gore the better. Why I can smell the suitcase of money I'll make off this game already."

You do know that Fallout 3 is actually an RPG right and the only reason that the exploding heads has dominated every fucking trailer because they want to appeal to all the kids who cant concentrate for 5 minutes without shooting something? (yes i know i didn't punctuate that) Gory kills is really as important to Fallout 3 as worstershire sauce is to a grilled cheese sandwich, completely unnesecery but it makes things slightly more interesting. I'm in it for story, sidequests and the sheer bloody size of it.

 

[FarcusMenix]

would it kill capcom to put a black protagonist in resident evil 5 instead of the same damn, short, slightly spiked up, black/brown-haired white guy?? i am so fucking sick of that consistently copied protagonist!! what was the last game that had a generic black or latino guy that was the protagonist but was just a normal fucking human being without any sort of stereotypes to them. just normal with a different tint of skin color and slightly different features. is that so hard to ask for christ's fucking sake??!!??!

 

[iskateboard]

ahhh. can never get enough of this guy. Hey but btw, wasnt killzone 2 at e3?.....
-.-

 

[Arkhangelsk]

The PoP thing was completely true, it was one of the last great game series I've played. I can't however agree on The FFXIII thing. Yes, I'm a FF fanboy, but I don't support every game (I hated FFXI and FFXII wasn't the big gaming thrill I hoped for). I hope that when the game comes out, you'll make a review. And if you'll ever make a review of any other FF game (not likely since you hate JRPG), let it be VII cause that game was awesome! One of the few FF games I actually evolved some kind of deep emotion and thrill from, cause it puts so much feeling into it!

 

[sanguinator]

bethesda games play great and fallout 3 was a great game

 

[sanguinator]

You do know that Fallout 3 is actually an RPG right and the only reason that the exploding heads has dominated every fucking trailer because they want to appeal to all the kids who cant concentrate for 5 minutes without shooting something? (yes i know i didn't punctuate that) Gory kills is really as important to Fallout 3 as worstershire sauce is to a grilled cheese sandwich, completely unnesecery but it makes things slightly more interesting. I'm in it for story, sidequests and the sheer bloody size of it.[/quote]

i cant agree more