Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

[Lord Beautiful]

This is the first time in a long time that I have laughed during a Zero Punctuation review. Sure, the ones that didn't make me laugh at least put a smile on my face, but I had the sneaking suspicion that Yahtzee was losing it. Not anymore, I say.

 

[esperandote]

that noise sigusted me, but was funny

why does sonic need a car? LMAO

is like having a flash-mobile

 

[duckfi8]

so funny, but im still gunna have 2 hear my friends badgering on about Halo Reach, then i get yelled at when i say Halo 3 wasn't that good of a game

 

[Symplify]

The throat gargling expresses my emotions for any Final Fantasy game haha.

I enjoyed the end bit where he gargled to his theme song XD

 

[DavidTanis]

Sadly one liners work about as well for Yahtzee as they do for Nathan Drake. Although hearing him gargle the end credits made me laugh.

 

[Artorius]

'Why the FUCK does Sonic need a car?'
cause nintendo needs the money xP....
pretty good ^^..
though i was Hoping For Prototype >_>..

 

[AkJay]

Haha, i am still laughing, this has been the first ZP in months that has actually made me laugh out loud, i wish he would do that level of humour in all of his reviews, Mr. (Or Mrs.) Shitface.

 

[The_Toony]

Meh. When he goes on the bandwagon of screaming at nintendo for trying to make a profit because hardcore gaming is a niche base and casual gaming is more profitable, it makes the review bad to me. Also I found the lack of any mention on the L4D2 announcement by valve to be interesting.

 

[Tallassmofo]

I would actually play a few of the games he ripped in half, but his cynicism had me crying my f**king eyes out...hahaha

 

[megapenguinx]

I've been pronouncing it as 'Nay-tal' as well. Well that massacred all the hype for me (except for Metroid the other M, which I'm surprised he didn't touch...)

 

[K.A.I.O]

im really suprised that people like this guy and not wanting his head on a stick.

 

[bodyklok]

Well that.. Could of been better, most of what you've said has already been said before and better.

If you really didn't want to do a review this week then you could of uploaded one of your old youtube reviews and told everyone you were sick, or just lazy.

 

[Jursa]

Well this very well summed up E3 actually...

 

[Marowit]

Does anyone feel it was slightly rushed this week? I suppose he has got a lot of content to get through but still...

I agree. Dunno, but I found this to be one of his poorer reviews. For a once a year review, unless he's required to keep it under 5mins, a longer review would have probably been better.

 

[GrinningManiac]

I do hope you can punch Milo. Immersion aside, he's far too cheery. Like some godawful Disney TV programme character. He just oozes in helpfulness and charming naivity. A real kid would throw a tantrum/run away/get in a fight/cry

 

[GOATOFRAGE]

personaly, natal looks staggering, if it works,

thats the point, if it works

 

[mr rofl]

The only reasonable promising thing at E3 was the part about Supreme Commander 2, the rest needs to kill their design team and hire a new one and create a new game, not in a any way shape or from like their previous ones.

Sup Com 2 and Ruse seemed to be the only things I liked about E3... like Yahtzee said in his review.... everything (else) was shit..... And I didn't watch the actually thing about Sup Com 2 (just read about it) and Ruse they only had the trailer.... no more..... E3 gets more stupid and annoying everytime......

BTW I wonder if there is anyway to let people know that I stopped playing my Wii (except for Brawl) cause I got bored of waving my arms around.... I don't care for Microsoft (cause I hate the 360) but I don't want the PS3 ruined (I played my 360 1 or 2 times, then hated it, and Wii got my arms to tired, and PS3 is the only console I still play alot...... but I don't think I will have to worry about having to quit playing PC games.... which I play my PC more than everything else)

 

[rasmusernst]

Well, it's hard for me to get excited about any of the games, they were plugging at e3 this year. Everything looks like stuff I've seen done before, and better.

I do agree with Yahtzee about Assassins Creed 2, though:
Maybe Assassins Creed 2 could be good, if they actually give Desmond those assassin skills, like they were hinting at, at the end of AC1. Skills I would promptly use to tear the larynx out of that anal Abstergo doctor, by the way

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

When he started going through games I was pissing myself.
Beatles Rockband, it's like Badger Mammal, Inspector Morse Detective, Harmonix Obvious Cash-in.
All the puns on the titles were brilliant.

 

[McMarbles]

Very disappointing. No Sarah Palin Jokes about Bayonetta?