Zero Punctuation: The Second Annual E3 Hype Massacre

[cartoonlovinaspiekid]

I think that the wii vitality sensor is the last straw for me.

here's an idea for a video game:

Salt: the Down Syndromatic Dog! who would collect chromozones thoughout feudal japan!

 

[sayahiei]

Nothing good enough with the announcement of Modern Warfare 2 to rub it's nose into the ground?

Otherwise, a spectacular review as always.

 

[syltman]

Rofl I'm a double shit with large fries.

 

[uzername]

why was there no talk on left for dead 2, deadrising 2, or bioshock 2. i know they're sequels but they had the most promising look out of all the games at e3

 

[Liquid-Prince]

You used to be one of my favorite hardass reviewers. Now I don't find you funny anymore. Barely entertaining, although some videos you do are better then others. What's changed? Well, you used to actually review games. You would take legitimate problems and exaggerate a little, but that's what would make it funny. Now you just hate on everything, so yeah, you've lost it for now.

 

[ChainsawEnima]

This is probably one of my favorites so far, since it covers so much different ground the replay value is excellent.

 

[Queen Michael]

I like ZP. It's nice to have somewhere to go for constant and consistent quality.

 

[persona J]

gaaaaaaaaay i was hoping to be dead smug about that figured a 360 mg exclusive would realy annoy ps3 users or at least mgs fans

 

[bloodbrother2]

Although I loved the clip as usual, I must say that you were a bit one-way-traffic in this one... I agree with you on the unintuitivity of many games that have been coming/are going to come out, but some of them you flamed in advance... I understand how upset you must be with all the shit developers have been producing over the past years, but that's just the way it is (it's the reason I stopped gaming a while ago and is the reason I'm not playing at this moment). I don't mean I dislike what you did here, but just think you should change your stance a bit on this, or you'll be left with nothing new to say in a few weeks.
In short: I hope that some decent games get released soon, so all you gamers can live your lifes happily again for some time (for a few years when it's online) and I can restart fully enjoying your MARVELous (didn't intend to remind you of the awfull comic series games they helped produce) cynicism .

My love to all...

P.S. I CREATED AN ACCOUNT JUST FOR THIS POST AGAINST ALL MY PRINCIPLES. YOU CAN VIEW THIS ACT AS A TOKEN OF MY CONCERN.

 

[AkJay]

Holy shit. i just realized that at the end of his review, where they do his theme song, his *strangeled noise* matches the music!

 

[ohgodalex]

People = Shit

That pretty much sums up the people that go to E3

I think you're not entirely grasping the meaning of that quote.

Zero Punctuation is such a cool guy. Kills the E3 hype and doesn't afraid of anything.
Perhaps the best part of this video was the Bayonetta pun and the snide commentary on Nintendo's hardcore offerings.

 

[Awkward Turtle]

No snarking on Brutal Legend?

Perhaps this means that Yahtzee, like everyone else, can find nothing wrong with this game that will surely be the second coming of Christ.

Or Tim Schafer.

Same thing, really.

 

[dunnace]

Metroid other m... where was that?

 

[J234]

Does anyone feel it was slightly rushed this week? I suppose he has got a lot of content to get through but still...

I agree. I also felt like it was more of Yahtzee working on a stand-up act than a review of anything. Still funny though.

We (and he) hardly know anything about the games yet, he was just quickly riffing on them in order to cover as much as possible within a couple minutes.

 

[JakCurse]

Ironically, the description of Natal is pretty much what can be said about the wii

 

[Daltonsmithabc]

E3's awesome, but it's even better when he makes fun of it. LOL

 

[Daltonsmithabc]

he was quick this week. but thats what makes him Yahtzee.

 

[deleted60525]

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[DrEmo]

Mr. Croshaw hit the E3 nail on the head.
Don't get excited, people, they're gonna suck.

 

[lee99]

You forgot Brutal Legend Yahtzee!!!!!!